Reviews

15 reviews by earlyriser60609

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Easy pickings....fish in a barrel

This place always has top drawer talent but recently there's been a wave of Cubano women coming in so if your Spanish isn't up to par you might have limited your choices. Very aggressive women in…

7 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Had the urge to check this...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Had the urge to check this place out and am I glad I did! Here's the quick and dirty: $4 cover; optional valet parking; nice layout with two dance floors; no poles...girls on the floor…

15 yrs ago

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, TX

First time back at the 'breakers...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

First time back at the 'breakers in 7 years. Pros: cleanest club I've been in. I never eat strip club food but a couple of the dancers insisted it was good. $9 cover at 8:00PM...fairly…

16 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Had never been to Treasures but...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Had never been to Treasures but was anxious to go after reading all the reviews. Friday, 7:30PM..$10 valet, $15 cover, 2 beers $15 ($20 w/tip)...my point here is this is not the club if you…

16 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford Strippers of No. Va. Despite having read the reviews, it turns out this is the ONLY club in the Crystal City, VA area that was within walking distance to the…

16 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

Went back to this place after...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Went back to this place after a 2 month hiatus, got there around 4:30 stayed till around 8:30....Still a $7 cover, beers $5.75, well drinks $8.50; dancers' drinks same price. Slow night but two smoking…

16 yrs ago

Chasers

Houston, TX

I guess this falls under the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I guess this falls under the category of "sh*t happens"...stopped by last Tuesday and found out from the waitress the club had been raided the week before. Cops took about 8 girls and the asst.…

16 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Second trip to TJ and this...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Second trip to TJ and this club is SMOKING!! If you speak spanish you rule...if you don't you can get by as some girls speak broken english. Plenty of good looking friendly chicas, plenty…

16 yrs ago

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

Executive Summary: Slow start on first...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Executive Summary: Slow start on first visit but enough fun to return Club is situated near a major mall so no problems with parking or security. Slow afternoon Sunday with maybe 5 dancers, mostly mixed…

16 yrs ago

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, TX

Went with a buddy of mine...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went with a buddy of mine who had been to this place some time ago. Outside of H-town city limits so the dancers are topless sans latex but the downside is smoking is allowed...yuck.…

16 yrs ago

Show Palace

South Houston, TX

So my buddy and I decide...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So my buddy and I decide to try this place out last Friday night. Valet Parking for $5 and no cover until 10:00PM...as reviewed below, $7 for set up fee. We struggled past a group…

16 yrs ago

Legs Cabaret

Houston, TX

Popped in to kill some time...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Popped in to kill some time late afternoon and was disappointed. Not my flavor but maybe someone else's. Free parking, $5 cover, small entrance, almost got knocked down when a patron was leaving and…

16 yrs ago

Ritz

Houston, TX

Busy club on the SE side...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Busy club on the SE side of town, low rent district but that doesn't equate to value at this club. $7 to get in the door before 7:00PM then it's a sawbuck. Dancers are…

16 yrs ago

Royal Palace Cabaret

Houston, TX

Stay away. Went with a...

★★★★★★1.0/10

Stay away. Went with a buddy to this BYOB place around 6:00PM...place was empty. We went to grab some chow and came back around 7:30...4-5 cars in the lot. $10 cover to get in.…

16 yrs ago

Chasers

Houston, TX

My second visit to this club...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My second visit to this club which is "intimate" meaning small. There were 12-14 girls working with about 4-5 customers around 5:00 PM. Two girls stood out, Crystal and Jill...both in the 20's…

16 yrs ago