Reviews by mjx01

I was in the District for other reasons, and I decided to check out a few clubs while in town (despite the well reported restrictions). DC clubs are a good example of why the…

I was able to stop here on a Thursday around 6pm (day shift). (shift change is at 9pm) There were 7 or 8 dancers on shift and about 5 customers. Dancers: IMO, I thought the Thursday…

Once again curiosity (and clubbing boredom) got the better of me and I decided to check this dump out. In short, do *NOT* waste your money here in this smoky shit hole and WTF…

I decided to check out Coconuts partly out of curiosity and partly as a change of pace from other clubs. Location: Coconuts is in Altoona, which says a lot right there. The local neighborhood is…

I had not been to AW in a long time, and I decided to see what the Saturday day-shift had to offer. Paid the $10 cover and headed into the club part. There…

On one hand… I am happy to report that you can still see naked titties and naked pussies here. [Of course, it might be hard to know that considering their website has been down for about…

I’ve made a few return visits to State Line and thought I’d share a few more observations. First, very surprised there were no other reviews posted for State Line since my last one. On one-hand…

I decided to stop in on a Tuesday night around 7 pm since I was driving past. The small main parking lot was about half full. (I’d guess there were about 8 cars in…

I visited DV Spokane at like 4-6 pm on a Sunday evening. To be fair, this is not the best time to go strip clubbing anywhere, but it was the only time I had…

Location: State Line Showgirls is located very close to the Walmart / Cabela’s shopping development. I’d describe the area as fairly rural as there is a very low population density in the area once…

I was here on a Saturday night. I arrived at 8pm and the place was already jumping since a sizeable bachelor party was in the house. I don’t ever remember seeing 3 girls…

I made the mistake of giving Saturday day-shift (~4pm) a try. 0 dancers, 1 customer (me), 2 employees (DJ and bar tender), $3 for a drink (no cover), and maybe a total of 4-5 minutes…

So… I wound up deciding to make PH my Sat evening stop after the annual meeting in the ‘burgh. <br> <br> The cliff notes version is this: Imagine Cheerleaders, subtract the noxious cigarette smog, give it…

After a reasonably successful Fri night adventure, Sat was time to head into the ‘burgh for the annual meeting downtown. I couldn’t make up my mind on whether roll the dice on the PH…

Finally back in the ‘burgh after a long drought and was able to stop here on a Friday night. Cover was the usual $20 for Fri/Sat. The club itself hasn’t changed. Talent…

I stopped at Jill when I was passing by on 70. I like to take advantage when a club is open for a day shift or earlier in the evening. On the other hand,…

3rd visit... Dancers: Talent level on a Saturday night (9p-12a) was significantly better than my last visit (a Friday), and was at least as good or better than my first visit (Sat in Jan). Easily…

The main reason I drove out to McKees Rocks during my annual 'burgh visit was to see if the new management had any positive effect on this place. Clubs doesn't open til at least 7 now.…

I decided to roll the dice and check out the McKees Rocks Clubs again during my annual Pittsburgh Weekend. For some retarded reason, I decided to get an 'early' start and showed up at Club…

I was in the 'burgh for my annual visit and this is the only day shift option I know of. Not much has changed. Parking garage across the street is only like $5 on Saturdays. Non-smoking.…

2nd visit... The Club: The major details remain the same as in my previews post. My understanding is cover is normally $20, but this night it was $22 because of the feature. This time…

The Club: Located ‘behind’ the Flying J gas station / truck stop at exit 49 of I-70. Based on where I live, it was easier to get here than most other Pittsburgh area clubs…

When Canny told me this "is a dive to avoid," he wasn't kidding. The Club: This is a really run down place. Gravel/mud parking lot should have been the first sign of trouble. When…

I was driving past Sat afternoon and decided to see what the 11-4 shift had to offer. Overall satisfactory, but nothing exceptional. I've covered the club setup before so basically here's my review of the…

As I've said before and will continue to say... Easily without any doubt the best club in the H-burg area. However, a lot of the other reviews overrate this place compared to other areas of…