Reviews by mjx01

Context: This review covers two visits, both Saturday nights, roughly 9p-11.30p. Location: Right on the boarder between WA and ID. With DV finally closing down, this is the only option in the area. Parking / Valet: Large lot,…

Context: I do not typically like going to clubs on special feature nights because it disrupts normal operations. I went here because it was an open weekend in my otherwise jammed schedule. I’ll try to…

Context: This was my first multi-week trip to the area since probably before COVID, and had a chance to check out the Saturday evening situation. I arrive at 9p and cut losses at 11p… I just…

Context: My goal is to make 7 visits (give or take) to this club between now and mid-September. At first that doesn’t seem like such a tall order but there is only 4-5 Saturdays per…

Location: Curves is located only a few blocks off of one of the I-10 exits. I think of it being the “west” ish side of town as defined by the interstate. It’s not in…

Location: Raiders is located more on the east side of town. It is on one of the main thoroughfare streets, but IMO not easy to get to or convenient to anything else. The surrounding area…

Context: This is more a bar with strippers then a stripper first club. I went here after my Lido visit. It was ok, but I have no real desire to go back anytime soon. Location: Also on…

Context: I arrive right about 6p, and stayed until 9.30p on a Saturday. Everything was quite good (especially considered it was relatively early) except for the 2nd hand smoke. The smoke didn’t seem that bad…

Context: I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan state in Australia.…

Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…

Context: I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was a Wednesday night…

Location: This club is not near anything. It is south of Erie on 19. It is about 10-15 minutes east of Edinboro on 6N, and it is maybe about 30 minutes north of Meadsville. Parking /…

Location: This club is located in the Riverside / Westbrook area of Portland ME. It is basically right off a 95/turnpike exit. The area around the club is mostly what I would call light…

Location: The EZ is about 10 miles “north” of town on the old rt 322 which I guess is now called rt 522 (?). The turn lane penn dot put in a few years ago…

Location: Lust is located on Seaboard St. It is at the same location as the former Derriere’s, but under different owners and apparently less mileage. Only a few doors down from Treasures. Parking / Valet:…

Location: This club is located right on RT19 on the norther end of Clearwater… this is basically the southern end of the Pasco run. Parking / Valet: there was no valet. There was a very small…

Location: Right on RT19 in Port Richey… basically the northern end of the Pasco run. Parking / Valet: No valet. Small lot on side of building. Basically empty for day shift. The Club: Stopped here after…

Location: Right on RT19 in Pasco. A short (although not trivial) drive west of city proper. Parking / Valet: No valet. Small lot on side of building. Basically empty for day shift. The Club: Made 2 attempts…

Location: Ybor city area on the East side of Tampa. It was dark and hard to tell but nothing remarkable immediately around the club as far as I can remember. Not super straight forward…

Location: Westshore. Right on major 6 lane Dale Marby. Very commercial area. Not really walkable but seemingly brand new Holiday Inn Express two doors down. I chose poorly and there was a Bucs game the…

Location: East of Edinboro. South of Erie. Not really close to anything. Very rural area. If you are coming/returning via Edinboro watch out for Barney Fife right by the University / Post Office where the…

Location: Smithton exit off I-70, behind the Flying-J. Parking / Valet: Lot was pretty empty when I arrived. No sketchy dude lurking around this time. Totally packed when I left. The gate on the…

Location: Very rural PA. 11 miles east of Edinboro. About 30 mins south of Erie. Not near anything else. Lots of deer around. Drive carefully. Parking / Valet: Large lot. No valet. Doorman and several cameras…

Location: Just east of the WA/ID boarder on the ID side not far off I-90 behind the Walmart. IMO… a bit interesting how ‘red’ Idaho has the better club than ‘blue’/progressive Spokane. Parking / Valet: Large…

Location: Middle of nowhere rural PA. Closest town is Edinboro but that ain’t saying much. Although watch out for Barney Fife and the speed trap near the university. Parking / Valet: Large lot. No valet. Never…