Reviews by JohnSmith69

I finally had a chance to visit strip clubs in the city of industry. Déjà vu was where I spent most of my time. Even on a Sunday night, when other clubs like the...

I absolutely love Tootsies. Went twice on a recent monday and tuesday evening. The number of girls wasn't quite as many as I'm used to here on those nights (maybe 25-30 whereas 40-50...

Recently made a return visit to IS on a recent weekday evening after a two year absence. The girls here are pretty average looking, the stage dances are fairly tame, there is no...

No trip to Dallas is complete without a visit to the breast smorgasbord at BD. This place truly is the Wal-Mart of topless women. Every shape, size, and color imaginable, at reasonable...

Phoenix offers quite a variety in types of clubs. At one end, there is Hi-Liter which has lots of girls, high contact, and cheap $10 dances, even though the girls don't tend to be...

The men's club remains the best strip club in Raleigh, and probably the best in North Carolina. There are almost always several pretty girls of significant interest, and the dances in the private area...

Cheetah remains in my list of top ten clubs in the country. I’ve been for numerous weekday evening visits over the past year, and it consistently provides a superior strip club experience. ...

I can’t dispute that this is the best club in San Diego, but that’s still a weak endorsement. On the positive side: –a large collection of at least three dozen girls on a Thursday night. –the...

Mons Venus clearly belongs in the top ten strip clubs in the US. It has just about everything you could expect of a club – lots of girls to choose from, many who...

There is no such thing as an upscale club in Fayetteville, but Secrets is as close as it gets. The place is dead in the afternoons, but it is best choice in town...

I went here a couple of years ago, and left quickly when I found all the girls either fat or unattractive. However, based upon positive reviews, I went back recently figuring I might...

IS continues to provide a very satisfying strip club experience. I most recently went on a weekday evening. You know that a club is going to be good when the guy at the...

Made my first visit to this club on a recent Thursday night. From my experience on this night, the club does not nearly justify the high rating it has on tuscl. First, while generally...

An afternoon at the Platinum Plus in Greenville rarely fails to please. I’ve visited on several weekday afternoons recently. The place is so big, with lots of corners to hide in, that...

The Men’s Club in Raleigh is about as good as a strip club gets in North Carolina. Most recently I visited on a Wednesday evening, although I’ve been many times on various weekday...

Brad’s has been in the top ten national rating on tuscl for a long as I can remember, and I’ve always wanted to stop by and see it for myself. After two...

SR has an emotional attachment for me since it is the first strip club that I ever visited many years ago. Despite this, however, I must disagree at least to some extent with...

4Play is near the top of my short list of good LA clubs. It is located in a decent neighborhood,, has valet parking, and is very safe and upscale. While the quality...

It is a travesty that this place has a rating on tuscl of over a 7. Only under incredibly lame Chicago standards for strip clubs can this place be considered above a 5....

I visited this club several times during recent business trips. The afternoons are awesome. Evenings are also good, but not like the afternoons. It is a small place, and it was crowded ever...

The Pink Pony has seen better days to be sure, but it is still one of the top clubs in Atlanta. I give it high marks for the following. Positives: 1. Good...

This review is based upon about a half dozen visits in the past year, mostly on weekday evenings. Perfect 10 is by far my favorite club in Austin. Safe, close, free...

The downsides to this club are considerable, and on most levels Perfect 10 is a far better club in Austin. The girls here vary widely in attractiveness. On any given night, you...

Second only to Tootsie’s in Miami, Cheetah is my favorite strip club. My review is based upon numerous visits on Monday through Thursday nights in the past six months. This club has...