Mons Venus clearly belongs in the...

Mons Venus clearly belongs in the top ten strip clubs in the US. It has just about everything you could expect of a club – lots of girls to choose from, many who are very pretty, fully nudity, good stage dancing where you can interact with the girls and see it all, and full contact, reasonably priced lap dances. Lap dances range from $20-30 and most girls will do 2 for $40 with no argument. It’s also nice that there is no irritating dj always interrupting the evening with irrelevant comments. I also like the fact that half of the girls walk around the club looking for dances while either naked or at least topless. It is a great sales technique.

I visited on a recent Friday evening. For a change of pace, I decided to go to a couple of other clubs in town first, but that was a big mistake. Those other clubs couldn’t begin to compare with Mons. Once I headed over to MV, the night immediately and vastly improved. It was early (9 pm or so), but there were already a good 15 or more girls there, several of whom were very cute. More pretty ones seemed to arrive every 10-15 minutes. I had very high contact dances with at least 8 very good looking girls in two hours or so. I would have stayed longer but a cute redhead with big tits brought Mr. Happy to completion and I decided to call it a night. There are other clubs in the US where this experience can be equaled, but there are not very many of them. Overall, it is almost always a great night at MV.

If you want to be really picky, there are areas for improvement. MV is very small, and while its not a bad looking place, it is not what you would call upscale. Also, the lap dance area with the mirrored wall is far too crowded. There also is no VIP dance area. Overall I think the lack of VIP is a plus, since it means that the girls don’t have any incentive to give mediocre lap dances while promising you more if you’ll pay a fortune for VIP. However, the lack of a VIP area and the close quarters do mean that its probably not possible to get any extras inside the club. Still, with lap dances that have this much two way contact, extras are really not that essential. I also would prefer that girls hang with me for a little bit before I get a dance, instead of the many who circle the room here asking everyone down the line if they want a dance. However, these are minor distractions. Overall, MV is a fantastic club, and by far the best choice in Tampa or anywhere on the gulf coast.