Reviews by JohnSmith69

I absolutely love Tootsies. Went twice on a recent monday and tuesday evening. The number of girls wasn't quite as many as I'm used to here on those nights (maybe 25-30 whereas 40-50 would…

Recently made a return visit to IS on a recent weekday evening after a two year absence. The girls here are pretty average looking, the stage dances are fairly tame, there is no alcohol,…

No trip to Dallas is complete without a visit to the breast smorgasbord at BD. This place truly is the Wal-Mart of topless women. Every shape, size, and color imaginable, at reasonable prices.…

Phoenix offers quite a variety in types of clubs. At one end, there is Hi-Liter which has lots of girls, high contact, and cheap $10 dances, even though the girls don't tend to be the…

The men's club remains the best strip club in Raleigh, and probably the best in North Carolina. There are almost always several pretty girls of significant interest, and the dances in the private area are…

Cheetah remains in my list of top ten clubs in the country. I’ve been for numerous weekday evening visits over the past year, and it consistently provides a superior strip club experience. Among…

I can’t dispute that this is the best club in San Diego, but that’s still a weak endorsement. On the positive side: –a large collection of at least three dozen girls on a Thursday night. –the girls…

Mons Venus clearly belongs in the top ten strip clubs in the US. It has just about everything you could expect of a club – lots of girls to choose from, many who are…

There is no such thing as an upscale club in Fayetteville, but Secrets is as close as it gets. The place is dead in the afternoons, but it is best choice in town for…

I went here a couple of years ago, and left quickly when I found all the girls either fat or unattractive. However, based upon positive reviews, I went back recently figuring I might have…

IS continues to provide a very satisfying strip club experience. I most recently went on a weekday evening. You know that a club is going to be good when the guy at the cash…

Made my first visit to this club on a recent Thursday night. From my experience on this night, the club does not nearly justify the high rating it has on tuscl. First, while generally speaking…

An afternoon at the Platinum Plus in Greenville rarely fails to please. I’ve visited on several weekday afternoons recently. The place is so big, with lots of corners to hide in, that it…

The Men’s Club in Raleigh is about as good as a strip club gets in North Carolina. Most recently I visited on a Wednesday evening, although I’ve been many times on various weekday evenings.…

Brad’s has been in the top ten national rating on tuscl for a long as I can remember, and I’ve always wanted to stop by and see it for myself. After two recent…

SR has an emotional attachment for me since it is the first strip club that I ever visited many years ago. Despite this, however, I must disagree at least to some extent with the…

4Play is near the top of my short list of good LA clubs. It is located in a decent neighborhood,, has valet parking, and is very safe and upscale. While the quality of…

It is a travesty that this place has a rating on tuscl of over a 7. Only under incredibly lame Chicago standards for strip clubs can this place be considered above a 5.…

I visited this club several times during recent business trips. The afternoons are awesome. Evenings are also good, but not like the afternoons. It is a small place, and it was crowded ever time…

The Pink Pony has seen better days to be sure, but it is still one of the top clubs in Atlanta. I give it high marks for the following. Positives: 1. Good selection…

This review is based upon about a half dozen visits in the past year, mostly on weekday evenings. Perfect 10 is by far my favorite club in Austin. Safe, close, free parking…

The downsides to this club are considerable, and on most levels Perfect 10 is a far better club in Austin. The girls here vary widely in attractiveness. On any given night, you will…

Second only to Tootsie’s in Miami, Cheetah is my favorite strip club. My review is based upon numerous visits on Monday through Thursday nights in the past six months. This club has just…

Even by the lower Virginia standards, this club is mediocre at best. I was there on a Tuesday evening, not the busiest night of the week to be sure, but still it should be…

I've visited IS several times on recent trips to Chicago, each time on a weekday evening. The 20-30 minute drive is a pain, particularly the unattended toll booths with long lines to use the…