Even by the lower Virginia standards,...

Even by the lower Virginia standards, this club is mediocre at best. I was there on a Tuesday evening, not the busiest night of the week to be sure, but still it should be better than this. There were perhaps ten girls working. The first dancer was the fattest woman I have ever seen naked. It was gross, and I’ve never seen a pole sway so much. She got no tips (no guy would get anywhere near the stage while she was there), and I didn’t see her the rest of the evening.

The rest of the girls would probably be rated between 4 and 7. The fat one was a negative 5. There were a few that were mildly interesting to see for what passes for topless in Virginia (with the pasties to make sure that we don’t see their nipples), but there was no girl to get very excited about. The worst thing was the attitude of the girls. They hung out together at tables in the corners or in the back, and there was no interaction with most of the customers. I don’t see why they bother working this way since they couldn’t make much money hanging out with each other. When friends or regulars came through the door, the girls would join them at a table and hang out. But for a first time customer like me from out of town, the girls were oblivious to my presence. This is a huge mistake in my view since I’ve got money to spend if I’m offered something worth spending it on, but it was as if I wasn’t there. I tipped the girls on stage (except the obese one), but got no attention whatsoever. There was one girl who was an exception and who circulated around with all of the customers. However, she wasn’t my type and I wasn’t desperate enough to take her back for a dance. Otherwise, I never saw a girl interact with anyone that she clearly wasn’t already good friends with.

The only good thing about the club was the fact that I didn’t spend much money there. Maybe $20 in stage tips over two hours. If this is as good as the clubs get in Richmond, the next time I'll bring the wife. I get more attention from her, she is just as good looking as these girls, and she doesn’t wear pasties.