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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Enjoy Spray Cheese While You Can

I was watching a movie with my Cuban fav. We came to a scene where somebody was eating that "cheese" that you spray from a can. She was in awe of the concept. Once the rest of…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 mos ago 1 1

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Good News and Bad News

Good News: You don't need to work anymore. You just need to get lots of prescriptions. The pharmacy will give you more than ten times the price of the prescription.<br> Bad News: Strippers don't need to work…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 1

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6qEIo3YWRM0 <br> Glasses on or off?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 19 11

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJpyIOM5cpU

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 11

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Sometime you do need a US-born stripper

I was running an errand today, and the guy who was helping me had a simple band ring on the right finger of his left hand. But it was dull green. Since senility has killed whatever filters I…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 15 12

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Guess that TUSCLer

gammy? skibum? https://www.wbir.com/article/news/crime/maryville-man-convicted-in-fbi-murder-plot-seeks-to-dismiss-case-citing-trump-pardon/51-5f611b7a-d8d9-462d-ab7f-78fe0b346780

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 8 3

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Why we should appreciate extras strippers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0i_cbrXIPg

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 9

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Definitive Proof

MAGA = Major Asshat Gigantic Assholes https://apnews.com/article/venezuela-little-league-denied-visas-d296bcf7296e849e27de1b1f8cd30edb

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 13 20

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Can we sue?

I'm not sure how the topic came up, but I was whining to my Cuban fav about how Chinese fortune cookies are not really fortune cookies anymore. They're advice cookies. She had no idea what I was talking…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 8

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Sorry

I have to post this here anonymously, cause too many people I know would take it personally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btyqDyEdW8Q

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 2

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Trump doesn't think they are funny. He thinks they are reasons he should replace Pete Hegseth with Chuck Norris.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 17 4

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Pattaya or Salt Lake City?

I can't decide which one to go to for a sex tourism vacation. Help me out with this tough call.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 2 10

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What Really Happened to SJG

I think he's in the Philippines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6N-IKY6SOI

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 6

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Help Baristafan Out

He could accomplish his goals on TUSCL with less push back. He just needs suggestions on what species of large carnivore he should pretend to be one of. But not a lion, that one's taken.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 8 13

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Only a Cuban thing?

When I squeeze her butt, she says "you're gonna make me fart".

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 5

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OTC strippers picking Youtube videos on your device

and fucking up your feed. Am I the only victim?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 4 10

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Do any companies still let you expense dances?

As a travel expense? Someone was claiming to me recently that business travelers often put (air) dances at the Cheetah Lounge in Atlanta on their corporate American Express card.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 20

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Poll: Baristafan -> Barfistan

Should Baristafan change his handle to Barfistan. That's what I hear in my head anyway every time I look at his handle. Which he insures is often.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 3 14

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Present for the MAGAts

Lots to hate on: https://www.instagram.com/realpuppetregime/

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 11 2

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I'm guess nicespice is upset

that she didn't think of doing this first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kgLE2FYRvY

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 4 6

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Santería

I've heard reports that some Cuban strippers are into it. So they may be choking the chicken in more ways than one.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 10 6

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Post-Stripping Career Options

Maybe my long-time Cuban OTC fav could write a sitcom about us. It would be a updated version of "Chico and The Man". But her English would have to get better for that to work.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 7 5

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Hypothetical Scenario

Suppose there was a disease that appeared in children around the age of ten. It causes severe, debilitating depression. There is a medication that will cure it, but it has serious side effects, which are persistent in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 8 24

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Sidestepping OTC Drama

Her: You're putting words into my mouth! Me: The only thing I want to put in your mouth is my tongue. Her: (busts out laughing) She's Cuban, your Gringa mileage may vary.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 5 3

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Why Project 2025 is against porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQsDcDb0Yo

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 1 1
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