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Epstein or Aragon

ilbbaicnl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0q8hFntzUQ

4 mos ago · 1 min read

Who was worse? It's fucked up to let a chick give up her immortality, just so you can hide the salami. If they'd stuck to oral only, maybe she would have just gotten some grey hairs.

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rickthelion

If we focus on the simple fact that Epstein is real and that Aragorn is a fictional character in some absurd fantasy this rick would say that the Epstein ape was worse.

However, if this lion were writing fantasy fiction he would let the half-elves use the poophole loophole to retain their immortality. And rickthesalmon would even offer her a facial. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

People don't choose to be real and should not be blamed for it.

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ilbbaicnl

Do elves poop anyway?

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nicespice

What would the DOJ be compared to?

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ilbbaicnl

The Spacing Guild

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