Who was worse? It's fucked up to let a chick give up her immortality, just so you can hide the salami. If they'd stuck to oral only, maybe she would have just gotten some grey hairs.
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Epstein or Aragon
Feb 18, 2026, 10:57 PM
Who was worse? It's fucked up to let a chick give up her immortality, just so you can hide the salami. If they'd stuck to oral only, maybe she would have just gotten some grey hairs.
If we focus on the simple fact that Epstein is real and that Aragorn is a fictional character in some absurd fantasy this rick would say that the Epstein ape was worse.
However, if this lion were writing fantasy fiction he would let the half-elves use the poophole loophole to retain their immortality. And rickthesalmon would even offer her a facial. ROAR!!!