My Cuban fav told me she was thinking about getting a salmon sperm facial, which is apparently trending. I suggested she go back to the extras club where I met her, and wait for a salmon to come in and buy a VIP. I don't think a US born stripper would appreciate that comment. But she laughed so hard she almost busted a gut.
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rickthesalmon just texted that he is on his way to help her. ROAR!!!
lolololol
The last time I saw her, she said the winters seem to be getting warmer since she moved to the US. I told her maybe her farts were causing climatic change. She said I was evil, but she laughed.
My fav got her nails done like this. She said it's very in style. I told her it looked like she'd been working on her car.
I would never get a dance (or more) from anyone with nails like that
Hideous
but dat azz
She's always very insistent that she makes decisions about her appearance based on her own preferences, not anyone else's.
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