Cubans are the best

Feb 18, 2026, 11:14 PM

My Cuban fav told me she was thinking about getting a salmon sperm facial, which is apparently trending. I suggested she go back to the extras club where I met her, and wait for a salmon to come in and buy a VIP. I don't think a US born stripper would appreciate that comment. But she laughed so hard she almost busted a gut.

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rickthelion3 weeks ago

rickthesalmon just texted that he is on his way to help her. ROAR!!!

loper3 weeks ago

lolololol

ilbbaicnl2 weeks ago

The last time I saw her, she said the winters seem to be getting warmer since she moved to the US. I told her maybe her farts were causing climatic change. She said I was evil, but she laughed.