Prepare for your strip club future

I refuse to watch that film. It was brought to us by the people who produced Cocaine Bear. This rick does not support coked out bears.

Do you know what the most manly mind altering chemical is? It’s frickin’ Jack my friend! Stay away from the coke my friend!

And don’t smoke the shit that Skifredo smokes. That shit turns you into a frickin’ weenie. ROAR!!!

@rickthelion really dude, when are you going to let this go? Everyone is aware Cocaine Bear was originally titled Drunken Lion, starring you. You were replaced by the bear because of your own primadonna behavior. The catered wildebeest was too tough. Everyone had to stand, because chairs remind you of circus lion tamers. The last straw was your demand that the Hollywood Reservoir be drained and filled with Jack.