Posts by ilbbaicnl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJpyIOM5cpU

I was running an errand today, and the guy who was helping me had a simple band ring on the right finger of his left hand. But it was dull green. Since senility has killed whatever filters I…

gammy? skibum? https://www.wbir.com/article/news/crime/maryville-man-convicted-in-fbi-murder-plot-seeks-to-dismiss-case-citing-trump-pardon/51-5f611b7a-d8d9-462d-ab7f-78fe0b346780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0i_cbrXIPg

MAGA = Major Asshat Gigantic Assholes https://apnews.com/article/venezuela-little-league-denied-visas-d296bcf7296e849e27de1b1f8cd30edb

I'm not sure how the topic came up, but I was whining to my Cuban fav about how Chinese fortune cookies are not really fortune cookies anymore. They're advice cookies. She had no idea what I was talking…

I have to post this here anonymously, cause too many people I know would take it personally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btyqDyEdW8Q

Trump doesn't think they are funny. He thinks they are reasons he should replace Pete Hegseth with Chuck Norris.

I can't decide which one to go to for a sex tourism vacation. Help me out with this tough call.

I think he's in the Philippines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6N-IKY6SOI

He could accomplish his goals on TUSCL with less push back. He just needs suggestions on what species of large carnivore he should pretend to be one of. But not a lion, that one's taken.

When I squeeze her butt, she says "you're gonna make me fart".