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I feel like my fav faces forward too much of the time.So I asked her if it bothered her how much I loved her butt, since her butt didn't cost her anything, and she'd spent a lot of money on her boobs.
Shouldn't be too hard for you all to think of something more subtle than that.
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Libby ape, or whatever the fuck your name is, you’ve gotta stop with the subtle. Are ricks ever subtle? Shit no!!!
If I want something I just frickin’ ask for it. You tell your fave this: “The world’s smartest internet lion told me to tell you to turn around and show me your ass!!!”
And, as a reward for this valuable rickvice, you now owe me a lil’ something. I think that you should write “I ❤️ Lions” on her ass cheeks and then put the Sharpie you used to write said message in her butthole. Then take a pic and post on TUSCL.
Do you see what this rick did? He performed a lion-y service for the readers of the TUSCL message board. It’s win-win-win. Libby-ape gets to see a shapely rear, this rick gets some butt cheek plaudits, and the TUSCL readership gets butthole sharpie.
Now you see why I am called a frickin’ genius. ROAR!!!
@rickthelion your lack of subtlety is just overcompensation. Your Sharpie obsession leaves you with a profound sense of inadequacy. Because your lack of a damn dirty ape opposable thumb means you can't write with one, or insert it in a butthole.
I’ve never felt the need to be subtle with strippers. I’d say something like “turn around and bend over so I can play with your ass”
TUSCL Discussions, where subtlety cannot exist even as a hypothetical.
What a guy.
Don't be subtle. Don't be rude, but just be direct. Rick is right.
Wrong. We must wrap ourselves in bologna for them, like the pills the vet gave us for the dog.
A guy I used to work with had a problem with subtlety, too. One time he mentioned to his girlfriend, who apparently was a really good cook, that she needed to lose weight. She did. She dropped 180 pounds of stupid on the spot.
Sooo... You want her to turn around without having to just ask her to turn around?
Try aggressively picking your nose. If she doesn't flat-out leave, I'm pretty sure she will quickly turn around to face the other way.
Subtle enough for ya?
I would call nose-picking anti-subtle.
Lol, so that we are some the same page. Can you explain subtle and give us an example of what subtle looks like at the club? TIA
It was clearly too subtle that this was a joke thread.
In truth it's generally not that big of a problem. Just make a joke out of it. Like why are you so boob/butt-stingy.
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