I’m sorry to say that SinRock...

I’m sorry to say that SinRock is a pretty lame club. More accurately, to be fair to the club, it’s in a lame area. Renton has a six foot rule for nude dancing. There’s a 12” clear barrier at the edge of the stage and a second level six feet back from the barrier where the girls dance when they start stripping. Stage tips are placed within the six foot ‘no nude’ zone and the girls must cover up to retrieve the tips. The girls that I saw on a Thursday evening were very attractive and friendly, there were no fuglies, but several had bolt-ons. There is plenty of free parking. You pay an $8 cover and must buy at least one $5 soft drink. No alcohol is allowed. The girls typically do a three song set, firs song covered, second song topless, and most were fully nude by the second half of the third song. If you’re sitting with a girl, a waitress will approach you to buy a $10, $20, or $40 soft drink for your companion. All-in-all, SinRock is an okay place if you want to watch girls from afar, but I left with a big wad of singles in my shirt pocket and a bunch of $20’s in my wallet. I actually almost fell asleep by the fourth dancer…