Back in Houston again so it’s...

Back in Houston again so it’s off to Legends. Legends is not a strip club. If you want a strip club experience, go to Cabaret down the street. I've been to Legends a few times now and it’s always the same, if you get there before 9:00, you’re likely to be the only patron in the club sitting by yourself waiting for one girl to come down and sit with you—there is never anyone on stage that early. If you walk in after 10:00, there could be a girl on the stage, but the house will be full of girls who will immediately barrage you with offers to go to VIP. There is little action in the house; all of the patrons are in VIP. This is not a place to have a drink and watch the show. It is the place to bring your flask, choose a looker from the crowd or let the girl choose you, head off to VIP, and negotiate the price and service. Most of the girls are black, but there is some diversity. It’s a safe environment and you can enter the parking lot from the back to avoid paying for valet parking. You may be lightly patted down at the door. A VIP arm band is $20 to the bouncer.