Reviews by oldCALIFORNIAguy

I went to Whispers on a Thursday night. It was pretty slow. There were only about eight girls working, most of them average looking and very friendly, yet not too pushy. The bouncers kept a…

I have found most Southern California strip clubs fairly disappointing, and this joint is certainly no exception to that trend. However, if you’ve nothing to do on a week-night at home alone, it’s slightly a…

I went to this club while on business in Ft. Worth because I’ve come to really appreciate these out of the way clubs that are low-scale with high output. Perhaps it was because I’m…

I went to Klassy Cat after an hour of being disappointed at Tally Ho’s by all of the fat chicks with pasties. Again, Klassy Cat is not a topless cub—it’s a pasty bar! Drinks at Klassy…

Tally Ho is not topless—it’s a Pasty Bar! IMO, if 6 of the 8 girls are wearing pasties—large pasties at that—the club is not ‘Topless’. Tally Ho is a small club with only about 10…

I visited Dollie’s on a Thursday evening around 8:00. The building is completely covered in corrugated aluminum, the parking lot is full of puddled pot holes, the entrance is difficult to find, the interior is…

I arrived about 8:30 on Thursday night; there were about 12 girls on duty offering the full range of size and color; most were quite attractive. Print a coupon from the web site and get…

I’m sorry to say that SinRock is a pretty lame club. More accurately, to be fair to the club, it’s in a lame area. Renton has a six foot rule for nude dancing. There’s a…

Back in the Akron area again so I went to Bottoms Up because I had such a good time the last time I was there. Sadly, this time was very different. While the girls were…

The Pony only offers beer but for a $10 bottle fee along with the $15 cover you can BYOB if you want something stronger. There are two liquor stores about ¼ mile away to either…

The reviews of Pink Pony indicate there are goodies to be had at this club so I decided to drop in for the evening since I had an overnight layover passing through MIA on my…

Back in Philly again on business and after my disappointing visit to Daydreams last time being disrupted by a bouncer in a private room for touching above the waist, I decided to try Show n…

Back in Philly again on business, and every time I’m in Philly I visit Daydreams. Having been disappointed with the enforced no touch policy and cameras in the private rooms at Daydreams, I decided to…

After reading the reviews of the two lingerie boutiques in town, I couldn’t deny myself this experience. I must admit that the thought of me getting undressed and waiting for the girl to return to…

I visited Bare Elegance last October and had an amazing time; so when presented with the opportunity to go back to Van Nuys, I jumped at the chance. Unfortunately, my evening was not nearly as…

What a disappointment! I visited this club early last year and had a great 3.5-4 star time. So despite the recent reviews below, since I was back in Coeur d’ Alene I just had to…

I went to Centerfolds on a Tuesday night around 8:30. There weren’t very many customers or girls on duty, but things started to pick up after 9:00. As stated in the other reviews, this is…

This is my second time to visit Bottoms Up, and it hasn't gotten any cleaner—the place is a dump! So why does it attract such good dancers? Go figure. When I arrived at 8:30 Friday…

I visited the Gold Club in Groton when I flew into CT earlier in the week, so I decided to give this one a visit before flying back to CA. Both clubs are the same…

I visited the Gold Club in Groton when I flew into CT earlier in the week, so I decided to give this one a visit before flying back to CA. Both clubs are the same…

Gold is a nude-no alcohol side and a topless full-bar side strip club. The topless-alcohol side did not have a cover on when I arrived at about 8:30 on a Monday. The ‘After Dark’ nude-no…

Back in Houston again so it’s off to Legends. Legends is not a strip club. If you want a strip club experience, go to Cabaret down the street. I've been to Legends a few times…

I visited XTC on Monday night around 9:00. This is a typical Texas all nude BYOB club; y’all just gotta love Texas all nude BYOB clubs! Being a college town, there’s no shortage of really…

Wednesday evening from about 8pm to 9pm was very slow; only about four girls on duty and a couple of customers. According to the little hotty that spent most of the hour with me, the…

I visited this club on a Tuesday evening from about 7:30 to 9:30 and found it quite slow. However, there was minimal ‘down time’ on the stage and as noted in some of the other…