Reviews by CTQWERTY

If there's one day of the week to visit a top club, it's a payday Friday! Brad's is no exception. Many a looker working the premesis at this time. The best place…

H8S is now the hands-down #1 of the Hamilton chain. And it's not even close--that's how far Bogart's has collapsed. Sad for Bogart's--good for H8S. On this visit about 10 gals working--missing a couple…

Hey, a mild pleasant surprise this last visit! Long-time, "runt-of-the-litter" of the Hamilton chain, things seem to be looking up here. More light in the main room, not as much smoke about, and the VIP…

Wow, the only reason I went back were the fond memories from the past. Bad sign (unheeded) #1: The parking lot was almost empty. Not surprising then that the bar was basically empty…

A pleasant surprise! Once I arrived I found enough talent to do business with I never seriously considered a return to The Cannonball, which would've been the fall back choice on this day.…

Midway Invader isn't on a main street. Rather it's tucked into a commercial area. The building is newer than Cannonball Cabaret, another club in the same chain. Bathrooms were in good shape,…

Well, I took a peek at my calendar and saw one thing to do on Friday. Called and said "See you Monday". So instead I drove to Toronto and started my hounding…

NEW LANDSCAPING AT BOGART'S!!! (lol) Management has built a new parking lot out back, complete with berm topped with magenta-colored ground covering. Looks fashionable, and not what one would associate Bogart's with!…

Glad to experience the now $3 valet here!!! Had been $6 or $7 before... Presented Strip Club Network "Free Pass" to the door guy and he responded with "What's this?"…

Since Vince Michaels had abandoned his post for Vegas, I stepped into the fray. Having just been throughly satisfied on any scale at Penthouse, stopping here was basically to play tourist. Whereas…

Arrived about 1.5 hrs. before shift change yesterday. It was slow. About 10 dancers working and 20 guys, mostly older, in attendance. Ordered a beer and sat, and sat,…

Ads on tables say half-price food and beer from 11:30-6pm everyday! I've always liked this place. It's small, but slightly upscale. There were a couple of open tables despite it being primetime for…

Well, I didn't have to pay cover. Why? I walked up to the cashier's station pulled out my $20 and stood ready to hand it over. Only the gal on…

Why a club rating of 4? It's in a commercial area, with signage not on the side of the building facing the street. The parking situation appears limited ... I was…

A "Wanna dance?" lap dance factory. At least on the night shift. So that made my inaugural visit a disappointment. Niagara Falls is block after block after block of motels,…

After a long drive up from Charleston, SC (10-11 hrs. & DC traffic!), I was hoping a visit to the Playhouse would prove worthwhile. No. It's located in Burlington City, which one dancer told…

Got an offer for OTC by a dynamic duo (one petite, the other Reubenesque) for the low, low price of $450 (EACH!) and that "it would last all night long." The same two also…

It is what it is. Dark, run-down, but friendly staff. Drink specials seemingly every 20 minutes, yet I've never walked in when a "2 for $10" has just been announced.…

If you need a break from Bogart's, do as I did and walk to Flight Club. This avoids the $7 valet charge (it's only one block) and because it was before 6pm, no…

Well... something VERY FUNNY happened Monday afternoon. Some prankster flipped on the lights! I mean office-style fluorescents white ones embedded in the ceiling. A great 'hue and cry' went up and someone…

Two pieces of advise to save money: 1) Print out the free cover pass available on their website. I did and saved $10. 2) The club is located on the edge of a…

****Club honors the "free pass" from the Strip Club Network website**** (I think cover otherwise would've been $10.) Mandatory valet parking is $6. Coat check? unknown. EVERY…

Some surprising things to report from my first visit here. The neighborhood: Nice, new, upscale condos/townhomes just across the street; fearing the reputation of this club I thought I'd might be driving into a neighborhood…

Wow. First strip club I've ever been to where the stage was in the center of two mobile homes put together (doublewide!) Actually, it wasn't a stage so much as a rectangular pit with a…

How did I forget to writeup my stop here?! Anyways, thanks to ads in local entertainment guides, we managed to scrape together two free t-shirt offers for The Bunny Ranch. So,…