A pleasant surprise! Once I...

A pleasant surprise! Once I arrived I found enough talent to do business with I never seriously considered a return to The Cannonball, which would've been the fall back choice on this day.

For whatever reason, this chain (Million Dollar, Cannonball Cabaret, Locomotion and Midway Invader) has cornered the market on the worst seating this side of a Russian gulag. Most chairs are hard with no padding, save for a few cloth captain's chairs and a couple of padded leather ones in the VIP. Can't something be found as an alternative? Like maybe chairs from a liquidation sale? To have a customer's tailbone go numb from pain is not what a gentleman's club should be about. Make the clubs "man caves" such that the customer wants to stay and spend!

All VIP dances at The Million Dollar take place on the 2nd floor, so count on ascending a rather steep flight of stairs because there ain't no elevator. But for your amusement you can watch your dancer make the trek in 6" platform heels. If I was a dancer I wouldn't ant to work at the Million Dollar for that reason.