Wow. First strip club I've ever been...

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, MI

H8S is now the hands-down #1 of the Hamilton chain. And it's not even close--that's how far Bogart's has collapsed. Sad for Bogart's--good for H8S. On this visit about 10 gals working--missing a couple…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Wow, the only reason I went back were the fond memories from the past. Bad sign (unheeded) #1: The parking lot was almost empty. Not surprising then that the bar was basically empty…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Hey, a mild pleasant surprise this last visit! Long-time, "runt-of-the-litter" of the Hamilton chain, things seem to be looking up here. More light in the main room, not as much smoke about, and the VIP…

Decided to swing by Salem, Oregon on a Tuesday night because my strip club tour isn’t just about Portland. I wanted to see how the “smaller” areas stack up in talent. Spoiler: they don’t. $0 cover.…

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

Had a job in Gervais and my co workers and I decided to grab a drink here. It was mid day and we were the only people there besides a scantily clad lady sitting at…

My first visit to this club after i tried all the rest Salem has to offer. Heres my short take. The club itself is rather nice. Dark enough to work but not so dark that you…