Wow. First strip club I've ever been...

Wow.

First strip club I've ever been to where the stage was in the center of two mobile homes put together (doublewide!) Actually, it wasn't a stage so much as a rectangular pit with a row of chairs on each side. In fact the whole place seemed to be 4 mobile homes linked together. The staff seemed to compensate by being dressed in tuxes (well the DJ and door guy), the bartender was a she but formally dressed as well. All were friendly and there was no cover (two years ago...); just a check of one's ID. Anyway's, I entered, got a soda at the bar ($2 plus $1 tip), and proceeded to plop down at the back of the stage room.

There were 5 dancers working/rotating (doing two song sets). None were 8s or up, but then again all were better than 5s. So, for such a small, small club, surprising talent. How'd the girls make their money? Selling semi-private (behind dividers) lap dances (I think for $30 each.) How'd they not make money? The club's "free taxi dance" offer: after each gal's two songs in the pit, they'd give each guy present in the audience a free 20 second, full-nude, semi-grind lap dance at their seat. A nice bonus for the guys and an advertising tool for the gals. I couldn't believe it was free and the place overall was so cheap. So I told the gals when they'd come by (I stayed for one rotation of gals) I didn't need the taxi dance (guess I thought I'd be giving them a break.) One gal came back and struck up a conversation. I found out a dance was $30 (wow! Where's the medium in this place?! They should charge $15 per dance...$10 to the dancer and $5 for the house.) I tipped her $2 just to be nice. So, down $5 for an hours' worth of entertainment. Can't beat that.