****Club honors the "free pass" from...

****Club honors the "free pass" from the Strip Club Network website**** (I think cover otherwise would've been $10.) Mandatory valet parking is $6. Coat check? unknown. EVERY club I went to I left my jacket in the car. I think a beer was $8.75. Nice apolstered booths, captain's chairs about. BAR STOOLS AT THE BAR ARE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE EVER!!! PLENTY of big screen TVs about. 25 foot stripper poles in tandem on the main stage; one gal climbed 20 feet up to do tricks.

Anyways, apparently ALL dances take place on the second floor. I heard over-and-over, "$20 for the room and then whatever we negotiate." One oddball said it was $30 a dance--wow was she ever out of step with her peers. I heard everything from "$100 for 3 songs and you'll leave happy" to $200 for a particular act repeated as often as most every conversation. One smart one augmented with "and for $200 use your imagination." Oh, the virtue of Henry's in Southgate! For a mere 2 song charge, I left fully contented. This prevented me from foolishly indulging in the premium markup prevalent at The Hustler Club. On this night perhaps 20 gals working and maybe 40 guys in attendance. Girls ranged from 5s to 9s.

Apparently all folks journey to the second floor via a VERY visible elevator at the far end of the main room. This design is a double-edged sword for the club: Not hard at all to see who's going up, and if you hang out for awhile, how often. I wasn't feeling amorous enough to do it, but I wonder if I had offered $200 for an hour whether I might have in fact had a taker???