Wow, the only reason I went...

Wow, the only reason I went back were the fond memories from the past.

Bad sign (unheeded) #1: The parking lot was almost empty. Not surprising then that the bar was basically empty (the most I've ever seen it - by far). Ever get stared at like you're a piece of raw red meat -- and it wasn't the dancers who were salivating? I felt like a lotto ticket to the server who's section I chose to sit in.

Because of sight lines I chose to sit at the bar. BIG MISTAKE. I ordered a water and tipped $1.50. Not 20 minutes later and the bartendress asks if I want another--I still had 3/4ths left and it was very visible being in the clear bottle). Two minutes thereafter she comes back and says I need to order another or she'll "have to mess with me." I got up and moved across the place to the front section. Now was served by a cute waitress who was friendly. Got my next drink through her and gave her the same tip. She was grateful.