Reviews by georgmicrodong

In my opinion, Doll House has some of the consistently best looking day shift dancers of any club in Louisville. Possibly excepting PT's, which doesn't open till later in the day. The only…

The *only* reason for the low "physical club rating" is the stench of cigarette smoke, otherwise, it's a decent place. I fully support the club's right to allow smoking on their premises, but I…

Was in Buffalo before Christmas, and decided to stop in here again. The place presents the appearance of an upscale gentleman's club, and does a pretty good job. It's clean, the seats are comfortable, and…

Pussycat Lounge I've been to this club a few times since it re-opened and my visits have gotten progressively better. This one was on a Friday night, after 9:00, rather than before 8:00 like my…

According to one of the dancers that works there, whom I'd met at another club, the Frog is under new management, which management apparently fired all the old dancers and staff and hired all new…

I was visiting for the holidays and decided to visit a couple of clubs while I was here. With columns at the entrance, plush carpeting, a *large* "kidney" shaped, two pole stage in a large main…

Classie Lady is now known as "Wild Horse Saloon". It has apparently been open for a couple of weeks under the new name. The dancer rating is based on the bartender. Why?…

This club is kinda of out of the way in New Albany, Indiana, right across the river from Louisville. From the outside, it looks like what I, in my youth in WNY, would have…

Fewer dancers raising prices is how this club has apparently decided to deal with the new strip club law in Louisville. The entrance cover was $8 and my bottle of water was $4, both up from…

Ever a believer in giving second chances, I stopped in here again this weekend to see if anything has improved. I'm happy to report that it has. While it's still small and weirdly shaped, the…

This was my first visit to this club, and let me tell you, it was not an inspiring one. This club is located on 7th Street road, with a well lit parking lot and plenty of…

My visit was from about 7:30 to about 11:00 on Kentucky Oaks Friday. It wasn't as busy as I expected, but I suspect the no nudity rules have more than a little to do…

Well, as expected, the new enforcement of the law in Louisville has taken effect, and that effect is obvious. Every nipple in the place was covered, whether by pasties, paint or bikini; I even…

Supporting the previous two reviewers, this place is really not even worth the time anymore. This review is from a couple of weeks ago on a Friday, between about 10:00 and 10:30. The remodeling I…

This club had been one of my favorites when visiting Western NY. After about a two year absence, I stopped in a couple of weeks ago to see what effect the bust had had…

I was on my way back south a couple of weeks ago, and stopped in to this club to check it out after reading some of the previous reviews. The club ostensibly opens at…

A following up to my previous review of this club, with some details I forgot to include in that one. This club appears to be very couple friendly.  There were at least a half a…

Well, this club turned out better than I thought it would. My last visit was at least a year ago, probably longer (I'm getting to the point in my life where "a few years…

This review actually spans about five or six different afternoons over the course of three or four weeks. Each of these visits was pretty much the same as the others. I haven't visited…

I stopped in here again to see what, if anything had changed. It appears that a maintenance problem has resulted in a wholesale move of the entire club to the location next door, that…

Holy Fucking Mackerel! I added this club just to warn anybody who might have sustained a head injury and might be thinking about going. It's apparently been there for a while, but for…

I was early on my way to meet a favorite at another club, so I stopped here on Saturday evening, about 9:30 or so. There were only about 5 other patrons in the place when…

I'm going to put most of this down to it being Labor Day, but it was still pretty lame. The ratings I've given are an aggregation of two Monday visits, not just the one,…

After batting 500 on my 7th Street Rd excursion, I headed over to eye-candy central. Even though I have yet to get anything even resembling the hint of the possibility of even the tiniest extra in…

Made a trek down 7th Street Rd Friday night, to see what was available. A couple of the stops weren't worth more than a walk in, see the lameness, use the restroom and leave…