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That was the question a dancer hit me with before a lap dance, presumably so she could adjust the dance accordingly. So, what would you have answered?

Last week was my wife's birthday, and I went all out – flowers, expensive restaurant, gift from Tiffany, etc. My reward for being such a good hubby? “Permission” to visit the local strip…

A couple months ago I was surprised to find a dancer I knew working at a local titty bar (stage dancing only, no laps).&nbsp; Come to find out she was one of the er, combatants…

I was talking to a dancer I hadn't seen for a while, so I asked her what she did for Halloween.&nbsp; She said she went to a (civilian) bar, entered their costume contest, and won…

Maybe I've just got too used to strippers all having perfectly straight and bleached white teeth. Anyway, it was a little disconcerting when the honey I was with (who would have been an 8…

So as I'm standing in line at Starbucks to get my baby's favorite coffee (because she's running late and wouldn't I be a doll and pick up Starbucks for her) and I'm thinking, man, I…

Guess that rules out DFK for the time being. Missed my day girl this week. She finally texted me to let me know she had the H1N1. Since strippers don't seem to be all…

Ever have a dancer ask you to pretend to be her regular? Entering the club the other night I see a dancer I vaguely know as a friend of a favorite. Some intense looking…