Reviews by PutaTester

(This report is about 10 days old.) It was about 5:30 when I arrived at SH. The sign outside said, “We have food again.” Good news to me, as typically I would go to SH…

Dropped in just about 5:00 on Friday. Paid a $5 cover. A bit shocked, as I expected to pay $20. Turns out they have a “happy hour” between 4 and 7 pm. Not a bad…

Entered GCC about 4:00 pm Sunday. I was surprised at the number of PLs, guessing about 14. About 7 were at the rail and tipping, so the girls were showing some enthusiasm on stage. There…

In Las Vegas for a convention, so this trip started on Wednesday about 9:00. Decided to go to CB due to the bad reports and to take one for the team. That is a lie,…

Two visits. One on a Thursday night and the other on a Sunday night. The original plan was to try XTC one night and another Austin club another night. However, XTC was a lot of…

Not a fan of crowds, the stars aligned and I went in on a rare Saturday evening, expecting the talent to be high. I was not disappointed. Free parking. Tiny bathroom. No troll. Self-serve sodas.…

Much better than expected, considering the recent reviews. Bailed out of Bar Tropical on Sunday about 9:00 as there was nothing of interest. I have been to Tijuana several times over the past year, but…

Back to the Roaring 20s after about 18 months away. Big disappointment. Arrived about 8:30 on a Thursday. ID scanned (which I hate, but complied). Staff was friendly. The Barker was so bored, I had…

A fairly typical Sunday afternoon. Cover $15. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Clean and the music wasn’t so loud that you couldn’t converse. Lighting seemed to be a little darker than I…

Entered just before 7:00 pm on a Wednesday. (Left at 9:00.) Free parking. Cover $5 before 7:00 pm (a pretty good deal, as typically it is $15 or $20). No pat down. No ID…

Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area. The manager was also the…

First time at La Gloria. Arrived about 6pm on Thursday. There were about 7 girls and 4 mongers in the place. Frisked upon entry, but no cover, and no ID check; standard for the bars…

Wasn’t going to write a review, but this visit turned modestly positive and I am an addict. (Not getting any credit for this one.) Cover $15. Free parking (and reasonably safe). No pat down. No…

Arrived about 6:30 on Thursday. Free parking. Cover $11. No pat down. No ID check. There were maybe two PLs in the room. Another walked in behind me and the DJ announced, "Girls get out…

Lots of new faces. Don’t remember exactly, but I haven’t been here in over 8 months. Only saw two “regular” girls out of the 8 that were there by the time I left. They ranged…

Escaped from HK’s Saturday night crowd, hoping AB would be a little less of a mess. I had been to AB a few times before in the afternoon. Afternoons are pretty good, with a decent…

Thought I would try BGP for the first time. I have been to TJ a number of times and other reports indicated that they had occasionally found a gem at BGP, so worst case I…

Went by Thursday about 7:00 and it was not open. Figured they might be on Strip Club Savings Time (when opening times are just a suggestion). Went to Showgirls Gentlemen's Club (aka Desert Showgirls in…

Went drinking Wednesday night with one of the waiters from HK, D. Apparently he spends a fair amount of his time here (despite being married with an infant child). Worst case I buy him a…

HK is always a great time. Spent four days in Tijuana on this visit, Wednesday through Saturday. Spent some time in other clubs, but despite the higher expense, HK is my favorite club. Stayed at…

Nice place. Not sure that it will live up to expectations. Hard to judge from one Sunday night experience. Stayed at Pueblo Amigos a short distance away. The hotel is little expensive by TJ standards,…

Spent the night in a South Tijuana motel with an escort I had taken to Ensenada. It was Tuesday and she had to leave early in the morning, because her mother was coming for a…

Monday afternoon about 2:00 and I did not expect them to be open, in part because the TUSCL indicated they would be open at 7:00. Expected it to be slow, but to their credit there…

I save up my lunch money for TJ. Arrived Sunday and left Tuesday, in part to avoid weekend crowds. Got one of the better rooms at HK, reserved over the Internet. I would say by…

Sunday afternoon and there were 5-7 mongers and 14-18 girls with looks that ranged from 4-7+. No real standouts, but there were a few that were appealing, so I was confident that something would arise.…