Articles by PutaTester

Note: This is the second coming of this article. It was rejected the first time for reasons outlined in a discussion posting. I have rewritten it and included some comments for those obtuse critics that need the joke explained. YMMV. It began on a Tuesday morning. I had spent the night with one of my favorite putas, identified here as Ester.…

A favorite club girl, Sweet, took me to a mime show. Although it might seem odd for this forum, I wrote it to provide a contrast of the United States culture and the Mexican culture. One of my PERSONAL joys is learning about the culture of the countries I visit. Which is unlike most of the mongers traveling to Tijuana…

This is a long read. I get it, but if you don't want to read it, ask for a refund. Part One . The original plan was to have a threesome with a girl we met at Amnesia named Palace. ATF1 and I were in that club twice, and ATF1 got along with Palace extremely well. (Palace is about 5-foot, with a…

Visited two clubs that were supposed to be the best. Took an HK girl with me to Guadalajara for five days and four nights. Left TJ for a three-hour, nonstop flight (Volaris $160 each round trip). A fellow monger picked us up with his local girlfriend. Stayed in a nice AirB&B for about $275. He made dinner for us. (Thank you…

Seems crossing the border with Mexico is very different in different locals. I crossed the borders in Nogales and Mexicali. Four times at Nogales so far. And three times in Mexicali. Most know what it is like to cross at San Ysidro/Tijuana. A few TUSCLers have asked about locals other than TJ, so here are my observations. In Mexicali and Nogales,…

Walked by Hotel Revolucion on Thursday, the day before I was to spend the night. Priceline has it as a three-star hotel and displays some nice pictures of the rooms. The lobby looks great. New, modern, and an electronic sign outside showed nicely appointed rooms, so I decided to keep the reservation I had made for my TLN Friday night.…

“You can fuck her if you want,” said ATFN of her friend. It was ATFN’s birthday, and I was visiting her at her home turf of Mexicali. We had a great session in my hotel room, a steak dinner, and from there went to her club, because I wanted to see what the Mexicali clubs were like. Her friend, who…

This is something of a Part II to Greenbeans article, “When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas” (https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58497). Note that Greenbeans speaks fluent English, Spanish, and Charm. I swear there is a wanted poster of him in the girl’s locker room of every Chilean club (and a few of the TJ clubs) that reads, “WANTED For a Good Time and…

I was in Santiago Chile, hanging out with a fellow monger. We went to a few strip clubs which were a total waste of time. We went to what is known as “coffee with legs.” There I met a very hot lady that my fluent Spanish speaking fellow monger had picked out for me and paved the way. Four sessions…

Not your standard trip report. Hotel Cascadas tried to charge me $300US to have a HK BG who was off shift TLN in my room. If you don’t want to read a LONG article about this shit show and my equally angry remarks, DO NOT read this article. You have been warned so I don’t want any grief about how…