Reviews by DoctorDarby

If you can say anything about this place, it would be that the experience only varies slightly from visit to visit. The wild cards tend to be: 1) whether there will be any dancers with…

I finally popped into this place after knowing about it for years. As it turns out, it is much closer to where I live than Petticoat Junction and at first glance, a nicer club. It…

I continued to follow the Kilt to Royale pattern on a nice summer night. The place was filling up after 10 PM and it was already notable for the number of under-21 customers sporting their…

Popped in on a weekday for a short visit. It was early evening and the bouncer took my $5 cover with the statement "I wouldn't charge you but the manager makes me." Fair enough. Two…

I finally got back to this place twice this spring and found it much the same as always. They have a regular bouncer who actually looks like a bouncer (his shirt says SECURITY) who collects…

I returned to this club after a long time away (at least a year) and had two surprises. First, the bar had been moved from its place in the middle between the stage and the…

Another night in Canton, another trip from the Tilted Kilt to the Royale, this time in the cold and snow. Only a few changes since the last review. First, the obnoxious bar lights are gone.…

I had not been at this club for quite a while (had to check my last review for reference) and finally had a Saturday without other obligations or early morning wake up calls to give…

I rolled in at about 10:30 on a rainy Saturday night and found the usual lame handful of customers, a new bouncer in an Argyle sweater, and about a half dozen dancers. Three of them…

For most of the summer there has been Karaoke on Thursday nights and no dancers. They have done this before and gone back to the "Female Review" in the fall, but given how bad business…

Gave this place yet another try based on some highlights during past visits. The first development is that the owner has died, leaving the club to one of his adult kids who plan to run…

Much the same as previous reviews. I ran in from the rain, watched 3 big-breasted (but not particularly appealing) dancers leave while the owner and his wife puttered around in a nearly empty bar. A…

I stopped on a very cold Monday after a long absence. Covered my dress shirt and sweater with a hoodie to not look too much like a mule. There were a couple of non-paying guys…

I ended up at Diamonds after finding the nearby Tilted Kilt too crowded to watch the NFL game. I was a bit underfunded, but decided to give it a go after a long absence. I…

This is a place that has flown under the radar for many years since it only has dancers on Thursdays (from 5PM to 1AM) and is a live music club the rest of the week.…

I had not visited this club in at least a year, mostly due to the continued cigarette smoking indoors. At first glance nothing had changed. Same bartenders (both remembered me), same door woman, same average…

This is really a compilation of two visits a few weeks apart. The first was a late evening visit after drinking somewhere else and more or less stumbling in after not being there for months.…

I should know better than to go on a Saturday night, but my afternoon trip to "The Junction" in Mentor had me in SC mode so I stopped into my familiar corporate haunt after a…

I went in search of this place based on some good reviews and wasn't planning on going in on a sunny Saturday, but cars in the parking lot and a few bucks in my pocket…

This actually covers 2 consecutive nights, a Friday and Saturday. I stopped by on Friday and spent most of my time sitting at the bar enjoying Brooke (formerly dancer Brooklyn) and Cassaundra (don't call her…

I had not been to this club in quite a while and little has changed since my last review. I avoided the place due to the continued smoking, though the ventilation system is pretty good…

Since it has been a year since the last review of this club I will provide an update and a correction regarding the most recent review. First, there is nothing approximating a $20 lap dance…

I finally returned on an off night and found the place pretty slow and the girls only average. No 9s or 10s and maybe one that would make an 8; the rest were 5 to…

Not much has changed here since my last review, but I can highly recommend a visit just to see Brooklyn and Abby naked. Both are lovely, nice to talk to, and a delight to watch.…

It had been a while since my last visit (and since the last review) so here's an update on this place. On the down side, smoking is now rampant inside, which creates a stink on…