Reviews by PortlandDave

This was my first visit in months, therefore first post-COVID. There definitely have been some changes. First, I was patted down and my ID was recorded by a camera. It was the afternoon,...

This was my first visit to a strip club in Portland since the COVID-19 shutdowns closed all the bars. I really didn't know what to expect. I pulled into the parking...

I'm a regular at Kittens, but my visits can be infrequent (a couple of months apart). This review covers a few of my recent visits. All of my visits have been in...

Normally, I wouldn't think of visiting most strip clubs around noon on Monday. It's just too early at the club (fewer dancers) and too early in the week for an early hour (again,...

My recent visit was a little later than I'm used to... It was after 4pm so I got the second shift dancers who I didn't know. (I usually visit before 4pm so...

Due to my schedule, I've only been to Kittens in the afternoon (which covers the entire time period since the club opened). This review covers two recent visits. My previous reviews have...

It has been a while since I submitted a review for Tommy's Too. Probably because nothing much has changed. Still pretty hit or miss with the dancers but with a good set...

I go to this club a couple of times a month usually in the daytime but occasionally in the evening. A couple of months ago, I entered the club in the afternoon to...

I dropped by Tommy's Too on Monday about 12:30pm or so and there were 8 dancers on duty. I've never seen that many so early before especially on a Monday. Two dancers...

This review covers a few visits over the past couple of months, all in the daytime. I'm sad to say that Dream On has finally succumbed to the practice of the house getting some money...

This review covers 3 very recent visits, two in the afternoon and one in the evening. It had been a while since I'd visited but it used to be one of my favorite...

I had never been to this club at night but I was in the area and decided to give it a try. Maybe 8:30 or so. The parking lot was busy. ...

This review covers a couple of recent visits, both on weekday afternoons. The first thing I noticed is that it seems to be busier than it was a year or two or more...

An afternoon visit. 5 dancers on duty. White, latina, AA. Dancers in this club tend to be quite a variety with lots of AA and heavy girls. Not to say...

This review covers three visits, one each on a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. All between 2pm and 6pm. I've never been in this club at night so I can't compare. Not...

This was my first visit since the "remodel." The remodel doesn't look like it was much. Just conversion of the old private dance area to more little cubicles by removing the larger...

Mid-afternoon visit. 6-7 dancers. All dancers were attractive. I think there was one black dancer and the rest were white. No obvious silicone (unusual). I continue to have a problem with...

I hadn't been in to Riverside since the bridge construction. My daytime visit had 2 dancers on duty and they couldn't have been less alike, other than they both were quite friendly. ...

This review and my other reviews of Shimmers ONLY cover the afternoon and late morning time period. I have no idea what this place is like on a Friday or Saturday night. I've pretty...

Stopped by again and had my best experience so far. I got there on a weekday about 1pm and there were about 4-5 dancers but at least a couple more came on duty by 2pm....

I've been here a couple of times lately around noon or 1pm. There have been about 4-5 dancers on duty. As I've experienced over the years, the stage dances are pretty good. During...

This review covers a couple of trips in a weeks time. Both visits were in the afternoon. First visit, the dancers were all unknown to me. Second visit, a couple of dancers I...

Club has removed the second stage (away from the door). Main stage has been lengthened so it's now "L" shaped rather than "U" shaped but I don't think there are any additional seats....

This inside of this club was nicely remodeled a year or two ago. However the outside hasn't changed and is not very attractive. Layout inside is still pretty much the same, just...