Reviews

Bogarts has. been a Metro Detroit institution for decades. It is a dive bar that is widely known for high mileage, extras-friendly service. It was one of the first clubs that I…

1 mo ago5

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, MI

Talent is trending in the right direction

I reviewed this club over three years ago. Not much has changed so I updated my club description to reflect recent changes. I'm posting the current review because the talent has improved from…

2 mos ago3

Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI

Only option in the area but showing signs of improvement.

Fantasy's is located about 8 miles south of Traverse City, behind a boat supply shop on US 31. It has a large dedicated parking lot. No parking fee or valet. My visit…

3 mos ago1

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

Disappointing talent

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A few obligator details: Parking: Mandatory valet, costing $8. Admission: Free during the afternoon. I think that admission is free until mid evening. Drinks/bar tender: I ordered a domestic beer from a pleasant bartender.…

4 mos ago1

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Signs of life!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I visited Dream Girls around 10PM on a Thursday night. It is located in a light industrial area, just off the Outer Drive exit from I75. The club has a large parking area…

4 mos ago

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

St. Paddy's Day visit bust: Erin go Boring!

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Here's a brief description of essential club details, edited and updated from a previous review that I wrote. Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping…

6 mos ago2

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Lots of Cubans: Some chunky, some fate, most willing

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Wacko's has been described numerous times on TUSCL. Here's a brief description of essential details, edited and updated from a previous review that I wrote. Wackos is located just east of I…

7 mos ago4

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Good afternoon talent, OK evening talent

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The club layout has not changed since my previous review so I'll copy and paste the description from that review and then add details about recent visits. The club has been described frequently. Here are the…

9 mos ago3

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

In and out, in more ways than one

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped by BT's on a Monday, early afternoon. The club is located in a safe business district in Dearborn. It has valet parking ($10 if I recall correctly), but unlike other upscale…

11 mos ago7

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, MI

Nude dancers but needs better talent and better management.

Basic details of this club have not changed since my review over 6 months ago. So here's a cut and paste synopsis for those who are interested in the club layout. I'll also…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Negative experience with a ROB; Positive experience with management.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The club has been described frequently. Here are the basics: Location: A well maintained two story building in a safe downtown area of Romulus, MI. If not mistaken, the building may have been a small hotel…

1 yr ago4

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

A promising uptick in talent!!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I stopped by the Flight Club (FC) on a Monday evening. The club has been described frequently. Here's a synopsis. . Mandatory valet, 8 dollars. . No admission costs until 9PM (this is much…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

How to make nude stage dances boring

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…

1 yr ago2

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

My Size Barbie Doll for adult fun

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Club description: BTs has valet parking (9 or 10 dollars? but I never use it). The area around the club is safe (certainly in the afternoon) and I typically park on the street just…

1 yr ago3

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

The talent was willing but the willing were not especially talented

I visited Scarlett's on a Friday afternoon, arriving around 3PM. The club has a dedicated parking lot that is well lit and monitored (at night). The area, while not glitzy, feels relatively safe,…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

Good stop on a cold afternoon

Cold afternoon and I needed a bite of food and some fun. BTs has valet parking (I9 or 10 dollars? but I never use it). The area around the club is…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

A solid choice for afternoon entertainment

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, MI

Night and day: Actually night is preferred over day shift.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I have visited Angels several times over the past year. So this is a composite review, covering both day and night shifts. The club is located just east of kalamazoo, surrounded by the flood…

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

Grounded: Talent above the weight limit.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped by the Flight Club on a Monday, early afternoon. This is probably not the ideal time to visit a strip club so keep the time frame in mind as you read this…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Club needs to provide Ozempic as a worker benefit

The club has been described previously. It is located near an I75 exit in a mixed industrial area. The parking lot is ample and generally well lit. There is no fee for parking.…

Avenues

Jackson, MI

Better than previous visits.

The Avenues is located on Michigan Avenue in a store front. The Michigan Avenue entrance is seldom used. The main entrance is in the back of the building, facing the Amtrak Station.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Landing strip, a composite review

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is a synopsis of two afternoon visits and one evening visit to the Landing Strip. The club has been described frequently. Here are the basics: Location: A well maintained two story building in…

2 yrs ago12

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, MI

Weak talent, annoying management practices

★★★★★★★3.7/10

The Lansing Deja Vu shares a large building with a retail shop that sells sex toys and sexy clothing. Admission at night was $15. This is a no alcohol club, thus allowing the…

2 yrs ago

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Improved, still needs more consistent talent