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6 years ago
Wet and Wild NightThis is part of the Deja Vu chain??
The DJV clubs that I've visited have rules that prohibit or greatly limit touching. As a result, I've nearly given up on the clubs in this chain. Good to hear that there are some DJV clubs that are a bit more relaxed and fun.
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6 years ago
Cheetahs x 2Any report on mileage and other fun?
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6 years ago
Interview with a StrippireSounds like the strip club remake of Hotel California.
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6 years ago
Price hike!FC was my favorite but I'll take my business elsewhere, such as Landing Strip, Cricket, BTs, and Subis.
If you're annoyed with the price increase, express your displeasure with your wallet!
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6 years ago
Sunday chillNever asked for extras at Subi's? You have some homework to do! Go back and ask for extras and post an updated review.
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6 years ago
Always observe before unwrapping...Generally accurate review but add some details as to why the brunette was covered and how it relates to "that fetish."
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6 years ago
Nature AbWhores a vaccuumA dual handshake at the bar sounds interesting. But I don't understand the line about the kitchen or the title of this review. Maybe an inside joke that regular visitors would get?
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6 years ago
sinclair's ReviewA report on mileage would be a good addition. I've been to several Deja Vu's in this part of the country and the lap dance and VIP areas are typically monitored with cameras and, as a result very low mileage, sometimes bordering on an air dance. However, there is some variability between clubs and the Lansing DJV seems to be one of the more lenient clubs.
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6 years ago
Thursday visitConfusing! What did you get for $160? Dances only? How many? Something more?
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6 years ago
aham5I've got a bad feeling about this.
Meh.Sounds over priced and not much return on investment.
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6 years ago
Nice afternoonIs that a typo---- $20 for FS??
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6 years ago
Enjoyed Cuba's Finest ExportsVery helpful comments. Without TUSCL, I would have no idea that I was overcharged for the nude table dance. Interestingly, many customers would have no idea what to pay for a private room experience at DD (some might think 500 was reasonable?). Another good reason to do your research on TUSCL.
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6 years ago
Kinky DancerA prostate massage while in the club? Quite unusual! I've found a few dancers who will provide Greek in the club but I've never had a dancer offer prostate or HTUMA while in the club. However, those services are sometimes available at select massage parlors where pre- and post- clean up are feasible.
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6 years ago
Enjoyed Cuba's Finest ExportsBoth dancers who provided fully nude floor dances asked for $20. I was a newbie so I may have overpaid. Actually, I did a single private dance with two different performers, neither of whom went fully nude for the private dance. I was charged $25 for the topless only private dance so I thought that the $20 nude dance was not out of line. Maybe I should have expected fully nude for the $25 private dance?
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6 years ago
Enjoyed Cuba's Finest ExportsI did ask the dancers about the cost for a table dance and was told it was $20. I thought that was not bad for a nude dance, even in the public bar. Evidently I was overcharged. Is it possible that prices differed in the afternoon versus evening?
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6 years ago
UpdateSubi's, Criket, BTs Dearborn and Landing Strip all provide more reasonably priced alternatives.
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6 years ago
The Hype Is Real.Glad you had a good time but you overpaid and also probably contributed to stripper inflation at FC. $200 is typically more than adequate for BJ and FS at most Metro Detroit clubs, except FC. Now I see why the prices have escalated.
I also noted that the bar is charging $10 for a bottle beer.
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6 years ago
My reviewAccurate synopsis. Good to see the dancer perspective.
Most of the TUSCL readers and contributors are customers, so you might also comment on the quality of talent and the amount of fun available at the club.
Thanks for your review.
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6 years ago
âEcce Homoâ, et tu?Great review. Sounds like the plot line for a sequel for "Little Shop of Horrors," tentatively titled, "Little Shop of Whores: Alien Invasion."
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6 years ago
Tue shift changeLooks like you posted what is essentially the same review but twice. See the review titled "interesting."
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6 years ago
Thursday's JourneyNot sure who you sampled fro a CR? I recently had a very poor private dance with Mary Lou (although I like her slender body, dark hair and pretty face).
In contrast, Julissa provided a good private dance; is she Asian?
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6 years ago
Donât go if youâre not already a regularThe math doesn't quite work:
Admission: 0$ until 7PM
Valet is $8
Drinks-- probably around 10, maybe a bit more
That adds up to $18-20
What did you get for a $10+ tip to the bathroom attendant?
Of maybe that wasn't an autocorrect and you really had to pay a lot to ballet, in which case, try to fox trot, it is less pricey.
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6 years ago
EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
PSAGood review and yes some of the dancers have very persuasive sales techniques while cuddling next to you in a booth.
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6 years ago
EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Bad TimingSaturday afternoons have been very weak on the talent front in my experience.
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6 years ago
ROB warningPussylicker: By your logic, product review services (Consumer Reports) and service review web sites (Angie's List) should be banned. I, and others use those services, to help guide decisions about what products and services to purchase. You're entitled to your opinion but I think a review of a ROB provides a valuable service to help others (e.g., TUSCL members) make wise "purchase" decisions and maybe, just maybe, to drive some of the ROBs out of business if their reputation gets so bad that business goes elsewhere.