Reviews by OneAngryDwarf

Well, this place is pretty much the dictionary definition of hit-or-miss...and today was a miss. Big time. I pulled into the parking lot around 3PM. The chicken fast-food place next door looks to have closed for…

I had low expectations for visiting this place on a Wednesday night, but in retrospect they should have been even lower. I arrived a little after 9. The club is a re-purposed old-timey family restaurant,…

Stopped back into CL's after a long absence, not long after they opened around 4. This has long been my favorite club in the Pittsburgh area and it showed no sign of changing, though…

Stopped into Godfather's about 8PM, after winning a few bucks at the casino. I was the only customer, or the only male customer, at least. There were 3 dancers and 2 girls who seemed like…

It's pretty much what the one-line description says it is and not much more, although the girls there on my visits have only ever been topless, not nude. Still, it's kind of titillating to…

I had never been to this club when it was the Crazy Horse, but I saw that it had been remodeled and renamed, and so decided to stop in. The remodeling does indeed look…

Your perspective on Henry the 8th will largely be based on what type of strip club you prefer. If you prefer the cookie-cutter, Deja Vu-style approach to clubs with overpriced drinks and plastic-bodied girls,…

The "Ethnically Mixed" designation above is a bit misleading--I noticed maybe 2 white girls, the rest were black or mixed-race. Of course, that's not a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination.…

Grrr....normally I wouldn't bother with this and just move on, but I felt something needed to serve as a warning to others. Against my better judgment, and after seeing that Fantasy's has gone way downhill since…

Because I am a crazy man, I decided to make the hour-long drive to see what this place was all about. It wasn't bad...but not really worth it either. I was one of…

I do a lot of business in northern WV and stop into this club from time to time. It's pretty easy on the wallet, a $3 cover which is waived if you just show…

I decided to give this place a try despite all the middling reviews below, and...well, not much has changed. The decor is weird, lots of stained glass and wood everywhere--obviously just a standard neighborhood…

Certainly one of the best values for the money among area clubs, $10 cover which includes free beer all night. The setup of the club is slightly awkward--the oblong stages are a bit of…

Stopped in on a slow Thursday night--about 20 patrons and only 5-6 dancers. Dancers were a fairly even mix of white and African-American, pretty typical for a Pittsburgh club. There's a rather intimidating…

This place has quite a few attractive dancers, especially for a weeknight. But it also seems to have quite a few regulars and the most attractive ones are typically found with them, so it…

Stopped in this place with some friends on a (one of many) rainy afternoon in beautiful Vancouver. Surprisingly crowded for an afternoon, lots of office workers stopping in for a little eye candy on…

This is an OK club in the Vancouver area. It was very dead when I visited, only 2-3 other customers, but it was early evening on a weeknight so I kind of expected that.…

I finally got a chance to check this club out during an extended-weekend trip to NYC, and let me tell you that, for a change, it easily lives up to the hype and then some.…