tuscl

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
A decidedly un-lusty misadventure
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

2.0

Well, this place is pretty much the dictionary definition of hit-or-miss...and today was a miss. Big time.

I pulled into the parking lot around 3PM. The chicken fast-food place next door looks to have closed for…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not a regular? Don't bother
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

5.3

I had low expectations for visiting this place on a Wednesday night, but in retrospect they should have been even lower. I arrived a little after 9. The club is a re-purposed old-timey family restaurant,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Stopped back into CL's after a...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

7.0

Stopped back into CL's after a long absence, not long after they opened around 4. This has long been my favorite club in the Pittsburgh area and it showed no sign of changing, though…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Stopped into Godfather's about 8PM, after...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

6.0

Stopped into Godfather's about 8PM, after winning a few bucks at the casino. I was the only customer, or the only male customer, at least. There were 3 dancers and 2 girls who seemed like…

review
published 14 yrs ago
It's pretty much what the one-line...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

5.7

It's pretty much what the one-line description says it is and not much more, although the girls there on my visits have only ever been topless, not nude. Still, it's kind of titillating to…

review
published 14 yrs ago
I had never been to this...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

5.7

I had never been to this club when it was the Crazy Horse, but I saw that it had been remodeled and renamed, and so decided to stop in. The remodeling does indeed look…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Your perspective on Henry the 8th...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

6.0

Your perspective on Henry the 8th will largely be based on what type of strip club you prefer. If you prefer the cookie-cutter, Deja Vu-style approach to clubs with overpriced drinks and plastic-bodied girls,…

review
published 15 yrs ago
The "Ethnically Mixed" designation above is...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

8.0

The "Ethnically Mixed" designation above is a bit misleading--I noticed maybe 2 white girls, the rest were black or mixed-race. Of course, that's not a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination.…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Grrr....normally I wouldn't bother with this...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

1.0

Grrr....normally I wouldn't bother with this and just move on, but I felt something needed to serve as a warning to others.

Against my better judgment, and after seeing that Fantasy's has gone way downhill since…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Because I am a crazy man,...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

5.7

Because I am a crazy man, I decided to make the hour-long drive to see what this place was all about. It wasn't bad...but not really worth it either. I was one of…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I do a lot of business...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

5.7

I do a lot of business in northern WV and stop into this club from time to time. It's pretty easy on the wallet, a $3 cover which is waived if you just show…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I decided to give this place...
reviewed by
OneAngryDwarf

6.3

I decided to give this place a try despite all the middling reviews below, and...well, not much has changed. The decor is weird, lots of stained glass and wood everywhere--obviously just a standard neighborhood…