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Lusty Adventures

Akron, OH

Well, this place is pretty much the dictionary definition of hit-or-miss...and today was a miss. Big time. I pulled into the parking lot around 3PM. The chicken fast-food place next door looks to have closed for…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, PA

Stopped back into CL's after a long absence, not long after they opened around 4. This has long been my favorite club in the Pittsburgh area and it showed no sign of changing, though…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, WV

Stopped into Godfather's about 8PM, after winning a few bucks at the casino. I was the only customer, or the only male customer, at least. There were 3 dancers and 2 girls who seemed like…

Was outside of Pittsburgh for work and decided to make this a first time visit. Unfortunately, likely a last time visit, too. Arrived just before 9:00 on a recent Wednesday. There’s a small parking lot…

I'm getting worried for Beemer's. Every time I go there are fewer guys, no one on stage, and fewer women, because people "called off." This time there were only 2 or 3 working. Nobody was…

Sat at the bar and a decent looking but slightly heavy dancer came over. We chatted and had some laughs and the decided for a private dance. I asked the difference between they private dance…

Today is Friday. I am in the club. Been sitting here by myself drinking 4. 75 beer and writing this review. Guess how bored am I so this is as real time review…