Because I am a crazy man,...

Because I am a crazy man, I decided to make the hour-long drive to see what this place was all about. It wasn't bad...but not really worth it either. I was one of only about four patrons when I arrived at 9:30, it started to fill up a little more by the time I left at 12:15. As soon as I entered I was informed by the friendly doorwoman that the cover is $15, the club is BYOB and a "no-touch" club. I didn't like the sound of that, but I always try to have an open mind so I sat down for a while.

The best aspects of the club are that the staff is quite friendly and welcoming, and the dancers were surprisingly very attractive. There were only 5 of them, but they ran a nice gamut so there was a little something for every taste (blonde, brunette, short, tall, etc.) Two dancers (Rain and Chrissy, I believe their names were--could be wrong) were especially friendly and personable, the others not so much.

They have a host of private dance options available, including "love cradles," couches, and booths. I did try a love cradle for $40 with Rain and it wasn't bad, but the thing that really kills the club is the no-touch rule. I'm sure they have a good reason for it (and may not even have a choice due to local laws) but it feels very frustrating to have to keep your hands at your side. (And I'm not even the type to just grope around--I respect girls' boundaries. It just feels more natural to put your hands around a girl's back.)