Reviews by Hellooo Nurse

Decided to take a break from meetings and treat myself to some T&A. Dollies is still gone and it doesn’t look like anything else is going in that empty building. Blondies has a new sign…

While in the area working I ended up hitting Chicas a couple times. Once during day shift and the other at night. I was hoping to replicate some past good times but the setup here…

Ended up in the area for work and decided to check in on Carl and his girls. I want to say upfront I wouldn’t go out my way to come here. I only ever stop…

For me this is really the only club in the area worth visiting. Yes it costs a lot to go in the back with a dancer but you can get some good action at the…

I was heading back from a local bar when I passed by a very crowded IS. Since I hadn’t been there on their $10 dance night for sometime, I turned into the Shell station and…

Decided to stop in on a recent Wednesday to see if anything has changed. This is still the best club in the Chicago area. Unfortunately this Wednesday wasn’t as good as past visits. A good…

First time at this club and it won’t be the last. I was in the area visiting a customer and decided to take the plunge based on the reviews. Glad I did as this was…

I’ve been to Carl’s a few times since my last review. One of those times a friend of the older bartender came to visit her. Sitting next to her was her nice looking twenty something…

Decided to hit up an old favorite while visiting a client. Arrived early evening to a very big lot with plenty of free parking. Once inside I had to empty out my pockets to go…

Only had time for one club this time around and I chose Moochies. Parked and headed towards the door where a bouncer patted me down for weapons. Paid a $5 cover and went inside. The…

I ended up here with a coworker after doing some site work. He has a favorite here that he wanted to see. The last time I stopped in I wasn’t impressed with the changes. I…

Was waiting out traffic with a coworker at Evas Cafe when I decided my time could be better spent. It was between Carls and Knockouts and since I’ve never been to Knockouts I decided it…

I only had time to visit one place while in town for work. Cricket was always the clear winner on previous visits. I parked in their free lot and made my way in. No cover…

A friend of mine said he had a good time when he was last at Carl’s. Problem is my friend loves the BBL girls. Curiosity got the best of me and I stopped in. I…

Passing thru the area I made a conscious decision to stop at Carls for a drink. If the dancers there weren’t the best then so be it, at least I’d relax with a beer or…

390 continues to be the best club in the Chicago area…..which isn’t saying much. Stopped in on a 
Friday to see what the talent was like compared to Wednesdays. Parking is plenty, with no valet…

I was in the area and needed a place to wait out rush hour traffic. Since I hadn’t been to Carl’s in a longtime I figured I’d make it the place. The parking lot was…

I was in town a few days for work and decided to make Landing Strip my first stop. I’ve had good and bad experiences at this club. So far the bad was outweighing the good.…

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group of people smoking…

I decided to walk to BT from DD to save what I would pay for a rideshare. The two bouncers outside the big doors opened them and ushered me in. Once inside I paid a…

I took a ride share from Cheetah over to Diamond Dolls. The guy at the front door was counting money when I got out of the car. In a Boston sounding accent he said "Uba?”…

I was in town for work and decided to hit up as many clubs as I could on my day off. First stop was Cheetah. Took a rideshare so I didn't need to deal with…

Stopped by after a bogus trip to High Heels Saloon. No trouble parking as Silver Slipper shares a huge gravel parking lot with an adult book store. $7 cover got me inside. Felt like I…

Made a stop at this club after a day at Lake Holiday. The parking lot had a good amount of cars in it. I took that as a positive sign. Unfortunately the inside contained many…

As I mentioned in my review of The Vegas Club, Showplace benefited from the shutdown of Chicago and Milwaukee clubs. Many of the dancers that came from other clubs to work here during shutdown have…