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230 reviews by Hellooo Nurse

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Money Well Spent

Decided to hit up PH after a bad time at Diamond Dolls. I decided to drive this time instead of taking a ride share. Yes, the lot is sketchy but I figured I wouldn’t have…

6 days ago2

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

A Sausage Fest

★★★★★★★3.3/10

After winning some money at the casino, my friend decided he wanted to celebrate by seeing some strippers. Since I didn’t want to drive he said I could ride with him and he’d drop me…

2 mos ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Continues to Disappoint

★★★★★★2.0/10

Decided to stop in for a beer to see if anything had changed since my last visit. Still more of a neighborhood bar than a strip club. I wasn’t disappointed since I didn’t have any…

3 mos ago

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

Wasted Visit

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Ended up here after finishing a job in the area. As anyone who reads this site knows, East St Louis is way past its glory days. Fond memories for Dollies (RIP), Blondies and C-Mowes keeps…

3 mos ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Pool With A Stripper

★★★★★★★4.0/10

One of the guys I was working a job in Northlake with asked about shooting some pool once we got off shift. Strip clubs also came up so I mentioned hitting Carl’s to kill two…

5 mos ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Some Heat on a Cold Night

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Decided to stop by 390 after a meeting near Chicago Heights. Last time I was here on a Monday I unexpectedly had a great time. Was hoping to repeat it. While that didn’t happen I…

6 mos ago

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

The Only Option

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Decided to take a break from meetings and treat myself to some T&A. Dollies is still gone and it doesn’t look like anything else is going in that empty building. Blondies has a new sign…

7 mos ago

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Pootie Tang Vs. Booty Stank

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

While in the area working I ended up hitting Chicas a couple times. Once during day shift and the other at night. I was hoping to replicate some past good times but the setup here…

9 mos ago2

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Cold Beer Was The Only Good Thing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Ended up in the area for work and decided to check in on Carl and his girls. I want to say upfront I wouldn’t go out my way to come here. I only ever stop…

9 mos ago

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

Lack of Bar Side Action

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

For me this is really the only club in the area worth visiting. Yes it costs a lot to go in the back with a dancer but you can get some good action at the…

10 mos ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Hammond After Midnight

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was heading back from a local bar when I passed by a very crowded IS. Since I hadn’t been there on their $10 dance night for sometime, I turned into the Shell station and…

11 mos ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Wednesday Blues

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Decided to stop in on a recent Wednesday to see if anything has changed. This is still the best club in the Chicago area. Unfortunately this Wednesday wasn’t as good as past visits. A good…

1 yr ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Afternoon Relief

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

First time at this club and it won’t be the last. I was in the area visiting a customer and decided to take the plunge based on the reviews. Glad I did as this was…

1 yr ago2

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Passing Time

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I’ve been to Carl’s a few times since my last review. One of those times a friend of the older bartender came to visit her. Sitting next to her was her nice looking twenty something…

1 yr ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Monday Surprise

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Decided to hit up an old favorite while visiting a client. Arrived early evening to a very big lot with plenty of free parking. Once inside I had to empty out my pockets to go…

1 yr ago

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, IL

The Local Smoke Shop

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Only had time for one club this time around and I chose Moochies. Parked and headed towards the door where a bouncer patted me down for weapons. Paid a $5 cover and went inside. The…

1 yr ago2

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

The Local Brothel

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I ended up here with a coworker after doing some site work. He has a favorite here that he wanted to see. The last time I stopped in I wasn’t impressed with the changes. I…

1 yr ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

A Little Side Trip

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Was waiting out traffic with a coworker at Evas Cafe when I decided my time could be better spent. It was between Carls and Knockouts and since I’ve never been to Knockouts I decided it…

1 yr ago

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

An Off Day

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I only had time to visit one place while in town for work. Cricket was always the clear winner on previous visits. I parked in their free lot and made my way in. No cover…

1 yr ago2

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Carl’s and the Ravens

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

A friend of mine said he had a good time when he was last at Carl’s. Problem is my friend loves the BBL girls. Curiosity got the best of me and I stopped in. I…

1 yr ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Back for More Disappointment

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Passing thru the area I made a conscious decision to stop at Carls for a drink. If the dancers there weren’t the best then so be it, at least I’d relax with a beer or…

1 yr ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Stick to Wednesdays

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

390 continues to be the best club in the Chicago area…..which isn’t saying much. Stopped in on a  Friday to see what the talent was like compared to Wednesdays. Parking is plenty, with no valet…

1 yr ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Rush Hour Detour

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I was in the area and needed a place to wait out rush hour traffic. Since I hadn’t been to Carl’s in a longtime I figured I’d make it the place. The parking lot was…

2 yrs ago

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Dude, Where’s Your Car?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was in town a few days for work and decided to make Landing Strip my first stop. I’ve had good and bad experiences at this club. So far the bad was outweighing the good.…

3 yrs ago17

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

The Port in the Storm

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group of people smoking…

4 yrs ago1