The Local Brothel

I ended up here with a coworker after doing some site work. He has a favorite here that he wanted to see. The last time I stopped in I wasn’t impressed with the changes. I figured I could at least get a beer and watch some football if it was as bad as last time. Narrator: It was. Gone are the days of getting some action at a reasonable price. This place is more of a brothel than a strip club these days.

We arrived early afternoon and parked in their gravel lot surrounded by a fence. Went in and wasn’t asked for a cover. There was no music playing. The same bouncer from last time was there. A sign hung over the turned off tv saying “This is a tiddy bar. Fuck football”. So much for me catching a game. We sat at the bar in front of the non working tv and ordered two Modelo bottles that ran $7 each. The bartender looked familiar. Turns out she was the infamous Lexi. We made some small talk before she took off. Soon after my coworkers fav came over and started grabbing him. She was an early twenties white girl with an average body and plenty of tattoos.

While my friend got comfortable with his fav, a white dancer who had the shape of a butterball Turkey came over and tried to sell me on a room. I told her we could shoot some pool. She reluctantly agreed and we headed to the pool table. A slightly better looking friend joined us. I played a few games to give my coworker some privacy. I ended up getting the turkeys friend a $12 vodka mixed drink to shut her up about getting a room.