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Reviews by Dudester

  • review
    15 years ago
    Houston Dolls Cabaret
    313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place...
    Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place was active with dancers doing three song sets. I paid a 5.00 cover and 5.00 for a drink. I ended up getting a dance each from a pair...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental
    1040 Ronan Rd, Houston, TX 77060, USA*
    Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday...
    Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon, the place was dead-there was absolutely nothing going on. The one visible dancer was talking to the only other customer. Five minutes after I arrived, the three...
  • review
    15 years ago
    D. B. Coopers Mansion
    22555 I-45, Spring, TX 77389, USA*
    Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were...
    Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were a bit laid back, but a dozen dancers were making the rounds. Even though I was quickly approached by a 6, I decided to defer (she didn't like...
  • review
    15 years ago
    XTC Cabaret
    11437 North Fwy, Houston, TX 77060, USA*
    Arrived at 10:20 p.m. on a...
    Arrived at 10:20 p.m. on a Weds. nite. It wasn't the weekend, so parking wasn't problematic (there's a popular weekend club in the strip mall). This also isn't the safest parking lot around, so...
  • review
    15 years ago
    The St. James
    555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Arrived at 4:30 p.m. I went...
    Arrived at 4:30 p.m. I went to St. James because I saw a cop running plates in the Trophy Club parking lot, and I saw another cop lurking near the front-decided it wasn't a...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Houston Dolls Cabaret
    313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and...
    I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and there was no one at the door. I must also stipulate that a new dancer, Sapphire was tearing it up onstage, and I mean tearing it up. She...
  • review
    15 years ago
    D. B. Coopers Mansion
    22555 I-45, Spring, TX 77389, USA*
    Got there right at 4 p.m....
    Got there right at 4 p.m. There was no cover. The club was clean, and unlike my last visit-smoke free (although there was ashtrays, must've been no smokers there). I noticed an advertisement for...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Splendor
    7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064
    It's been awhile since I sampled...
    It's been awhile since I sampled the day dancers in any club. I was hoping to find an interesting attractive single mother who would do the deed. Anyway, I get to the club about...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Eden Gentlemen’s Club
    6333 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
    Houston Strip Joint Goes Up In...
    Houston Strip Joint Goes Up In Flames Posted: 01/13/09 Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | 6:27 AM HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Firefighters are working to put out a fire in southwest Houston. The fire broke out at the...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Houston Dolls Cabaret
    313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Stopped by for the first time...
    Stopped by for the first time in a while. I had been there for about twenty minutes when my former ATF saw me. We sat and talked for awhile, enjoying each other's company. Finally,...
  • review
    16 years ago
    The St. James
    555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    I went to St. James after...
    I went to St. James after an unhappy visit to Houston Dolls. Lots of hunnies in St. James tonight. I saw a waitress who was an absolute ten-the most beautiful waitress I've ever seen....
  • review
    16 years ago
    Houston Dolls Cabaret
    313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Used to be my all time...
    Used to be my all time fave club. Noticed several things: 1) The bookstore next door closed, so the distance requirement in the recent ordinance has been met. 2) Lots os smoking, so even...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Solid Platinum
    2740 W T C Jester Blvd Houston, TX 77018
    Walking in was like walking into...
    Walking in was like walking into a party. Unlike Treasures and Onyx (visited tonight), everyone was having a good time. Shortly after I arrived, I met up with a cute latina. She had already...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Treasures Houston
    5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
    I finally decided to see the...
    I finally decided to see the great "Treasures". I ended up feeling really disappointed. The biggest letdown, for me, was the fact that the dancers were all 8's and 9's, with a couple...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Club ONYX Houston
    3113 Bering Dr Houston, TX 77057
    Got there at 9:45 on a...
    Got there at 9:45 on a Friday night. First thing I noticed was that the dancers varied from 3's to 9's. The second thing was that no dancer under 200 pounds took the stage....
  • review
    16 years ago
    Fantasy Plaza
    1200 N Fwy Service Rd, Houston, TX 77088, USA*
    I usually go to strip clubs...
    I usually go to strip clubs to get laid, no such luck tonite at fantasy. Visited 8-23-08 at 9 p.m. Minutes after I got there, a blonde named Nicole plopped down next to me...
  • review
    16 years ago
    D. B. Coopers Mansion
    22555 I-45, Spring, TX 77389, USA*
    Went there Wednesday 6-25-08, arriving just...
    Went there Wednesday 6-25-08, arriving just before 8 p.m. ADVISORY-the ONLY way to get there is off of the southbounder feeder of 45, right next to Spring Stuebner road. Be careful as cars on...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Club ONYX Houston
    3113 Bering Dr Houston, TX 77057
    To be completely fair: 1) I'm a...
    To be completely fair: 1) I'm a white guy and this is a black club. 2) I was only there half an hour (7:30 p.m.-8p.m.) I drove into a parking lot that looked like a B-52 had...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Centerfolds Houston
    6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
    Went on a Friday night at...
    Went on a Friday night at 8:30. The DJ played Rock at a moderatley loud volume (not ear splitting rap, like lots of clubs). The parking lot is well lit and has an attentive...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Houston Dolls Cabaret
    313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    It's been a year since I've...
    It's been a year since I've been there (I used to be a regular). As soon as I walked in tonight (Saturday 3-28-08) I was mugged by a thick cloud of cigarette smoke. I...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Diamonds Show Club BYOB
    2525 NE Interstate 410 Loop San Antonio, TX 78217
    One thing you can say about...
    One thing you can say about Wild Zebra is that they definitely do not believe in age discrimination-one dancer was about 60 (give or take a couple of years), two dancers were in their...
  • review
    16 years ago
    The Palace Gentlemen's Club
    2482 NE Interstate 410 Loop San Antonio, TX 78217
    WARNING-DO NOT order any drinks from...
    WARNING-DO NOT order any drinks from this club that contain soda. When my Sprite arrived, it tasted like vodka. I went to the bar and had them make a new one before my eyes....
  • review
    16 years ago
    Fantasy Plaza
    1200 N Fwy Service Rd, Houston, TX 77088, USA*
    Went there on a Saturday night...
    Went there on a Saturday night at ten. Paid 25.00 cover, but declined on the 15.00 VIP access (I had a hunch). Not even thirty seconds after I was seated, a looker named ectasy...
  • review
    16 years ago
    The St. James
    555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Went there at 11:30 on a...
    Went there at 11:30 on a Saturday night. Place was hopping (15.00 cover-plenty of parking in back, but also valet-security was present), lots and lots of customers, and the many strippers were busy. Lots...