I usually go to strip clubs...

I usually go to strip clubs to get laid, no such luck tonite at fantasy. Visited 8-23-08 at 9 p.m. Minutes after I got there, a blonde named Nicole plopped down next to me (WARNING-Stay away from her). She's a chubby chick with an acne problem and talks like she might be on something-or brain damaged. Anyway, she pressured me into going to VIP with her. Once there she told me we "could have fun" and the more I paid, the more fun it would be. This is usually a euphanism for "you're going to get laid". I paid her three hundred up front. She gave me five lap dances-no more. High mileage, but no penetration, no bj, no hj. When I protested, she told me I should go across the street to a massage parlor. Soon after, Ecstasy found me. I told her I was a little burned out on LD's. She told me she would do a better job than Nicole. She delivered on her promise, but no extras. Also got some good LD's from Nadia. Never saw a waitress while I was there. Also, the whole time I was in the back, the managers didn't travel through. Had a dancer want to go the whole way, it would've happened. Most of the dancers were 7's or 8's. Unlike my last visit there, there weren't any gay chicks there.