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7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

It's been awhile since I sampled...

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Dudester
Feb 26, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

It's been awhile since I sampled the day dancers in any club. I was hoping to find an interesting attractive single mother who would do the deed. Anyway, I get to the club about 2:15 p.m. There was a 6.00 cover. I noticed there was about 8-10 dancers and only a few customers. A single mother with big uns and a horse face was doing her thing onstage. I was only seated seconds when a blonde with ten pounds of makeup on her face plops herself down. I let her know I wasn't interested. Onstage dancers changed. Lucky, a stunning 18-19 year old took the stage. I was contemplating tipping her when a masculine looking Brazilian transexual plops itself down and lets me know that it wants to suck my dick. I harshly sent it away. I finally tipped Lucky, then sat back and hoped Lucky would find her way to my table. Finally, she appeared, and we talked-for a long time. However, she's good at discussing shopping, and not much else. I finally had to ask her for a dance. We went to the back area and boy was I disappointed. Her dances were very mechanical and unerotic. She has an angelic face, long brown hair, C cup tits, and a petite frame. I was hoping for a very erotic experience, but it wasn't to be. If she learned how to market herself better she could be a serious moneymaker. The rest of the dancers were undesireable, so I left.

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