Got there at 9:45 on a...

Got there at 9:45 on a Friday night. First thing I noticed was that the dancers varied from 3's to 9's. The second thing was that no dancer under 200 pounds took the stage. I mean there were some porkers. One was big enough to play line for the Chicago Bears. My waitress, on the other hand, was cute as hell. I was going to ask if she gave dances, but she disappeared the last 20 minutes I was there (I was only there 30 minutes).