Reviews by 3LeggedMan

I was at Kappa last night for the first time in a couple of months. There were about 6 dancers and at most 8 customers in the house. Being Tuesday, lap dances were…

On my previous visit I noticed a new manager in the club. My dancer confirmed that former mgr Joy is gone. Too bad. She was a lovely woman who looked to me…

Although I've reviewed Pulse before, I think that the changes taking place deserve a mention. First, the construction of the men's room is complete. Sinks and toilets in one room! Next I have to mention…

Had a pleasant visit at Kappa this week, which was really needed after an awful Monday over at Pulse. Got the customarily great VIP from Beauty, then later did a 2-for-1 with Cassie that…

I came back to Pulse, hoping to find a dancer who would make me forget about my favorite, Missy, who disappeared a couple months ago. What I was looking for is a young black…

Visited the club today for the first time since 2007. Saw a couple of old friends from those days: Chantal and Sylvia. Chantal is a tall, thin east European, who claimed to remember…

When I arrived there were 6 lovely dancers in action: 4 ebony (Beauty, Autumn, Diamond, Mulan) and 2 white (Kaliya and one other unnamed cutie). Quite an awesome lineup for me, although I'd be…

Went to Kappa tonight, partly out of nostalgia, partly feeling guilty for frequenting Pulse over in Peoria lately. Saw several of my old favorites at Kappa: Beauty, Autumn, Starla, and Kaliya. Plus…

After my last visit to Pulse in early October, I told myself I'd never be back. Most of the girls did not impress me and when I did go for a VIP session, the…

It appears that my deodorant or something has built-in stripper repellant. Tonight I just couldn't sleep around midnight, so I showered, got dressed, and headed down the road to Kappa. There were about…

I've been back to Pulse a couple of times since my June visit. One thing that is a constant in this club is construction. As someone else mentioned, the men's rest room is…

Based on reviews written here and elsewhere, I went to Pulse last night expecting a high number of large black women, dancing in a room with excruciatingly loud music. Those preconceptions were all wrong.…

Memo to Self: Let the big head do the thinking! Hadn't been to KK at night in about 8 months. Decided to go at night to see different dancers than my usual dayshift crowd.…

Blackjack's has long been one of my favorite places. I started going there several years ago when I learned that my favorite dancer at Heavenly Bodies, Devin, had left that place and taken her…

I said to myself, "Self, let's get on down to Kappa Kabanna! I haven't seen Katarina or Shelby in quite some time and they know just how to boost my spirits!" Well, maybe I should…

I had a very unusual evening at Kappa Kabanna tonight. This afternoon, snow started falling, and through the evening the snow continued with a strong wind making drifts. As I arrived, I couldn't…

In a previous review, it was stated that this is the best club in Illinois, hands down. I'd have to agree with the last part... "hands down". That's how you have to sit…

Went to the Kabanna on a Sunday for the first time. Saw a couple of familiar faces from my usual weekday visits, plus 3 other beauties I'd not seen before. The one that…

I made a couple of visits to the Kabanna this week. I'll combine them for this review. There were a number of new dancers there I haven't seen since my last visit months…

First visit since last December, but just had to see Nina, a gorgeous petite Filipina. Happily, she was there, but sitting with a regular. However, I caught her for a feature 2-fer plus an extra…

Stopped at Skybox after a disappointing visit to Club 390. While 390 is pretty exciting and "classy", they aren't very welcoming to a stranger like myself. NO SUCH PROBLEM AT SKYBOX. I…

Visited 390 for the first time in about 3 years. Physical club is fantastic except there is just not enough seating. At least half of what there is is marked RESERVED for VIPs.…

Drove to Urbana from Bloomington for a change of pace. Silver Bullet is a warm, friendly place with about 15 mostly good looking young dancers. Prices here are pretty low, including the $5…

Visited for the first time in a couple of years. Got to the club at posted opening time (big mistake), they unlocked the door 15 minutes later. Once inside, I got to wait…

Stopped in a few weeks ago while in the area on business. Was quickly enchanted by an adorable little asian dancer, no more than 5 feet tall without heels. Never mind that, I…