My visit here on Presidents' Day...

My visit here on Presidents' Day was my first ever visit to a Maryland strip club. I never thought I'd say I missed Illinois clubbing, but I do. Lap dances here include very minimal contact with a vague promise of more if you spend the hundreds of dollars necessary for the back rooms. I paid for three lappers with a cutie name Sarah. Unfortunately, any contact I had with her beautiful soft skin brought me reminders of what I should be getting in the more expensive rooms.

After blowing the budget on Sarah I returned to the front room where Chelsea was on stage. A quick talk with her convinced me that next time I need more money and I need to see Giselle first.

Overall, the Millstream Inn has potential, but the visitor must be ready to part with some real $$$.