Went to da Palace last nite hoping to meet Chardonnay, but instead of meeting the small ebony with a big rack, I just found large ebonies with small racks

Went to da Palace last nite hoping to meet Chardonnay, but instead of meeting the small ebony with a big rack, I just found large ebonies with small racks. My eyes were then drawn to cute spinner Cupcake. Sad thing is that by the time I figured out how to arrange for VIP, Cupcake was engaged by another customer. The key is to pay upfront for the room to the guy by the door ($10 per song). Any special services may be negotiated once you're in the private room.

As sad as that made me, I recovered nicely by hiring Tia, another PYT with boobies that can't be ignored. I <3 Tia!

Never did see Chardonnay or China. Ariel and Scarlet were nice looking, but less my style. You might think with names like Ariel and Scarlet these might be redheads. Wrong! Ones blonde, ones brunette.

It's a hella drive from CLE, schlepping thru suburban Youngstown on a dark rainy night, but meeting Tia and Cupcake made it worthwhile.