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Reviews

221 reviews by skibum609

Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Caught in the cycle

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After watching paint dry on a Sunday at Desires I headed north in order to hit Dolls on the way home, having just said no to the rest of Rhode Island offerings. Once hookah became…

1 wk ago2
Cheetah Pompano Beach

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Back to the summit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Having strip clubbed in Pompano for close to 40 years, I have always enjoyed the rise and fall of local clubs. On a five day trip to visit family (when they are 91, you have…

1 mo ago5
Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

It only takes one

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I began Friday night at the Boardroom, where the number of dancers was low, the number of dancers seeking dances was lower and the customer count was high. I had a choice between Desires…

4 mos ago13
Boardroom Cabaret

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Spinnerific Thursay

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

My choice to watch March Madness was Desires or the Boardroom. Since Desires has historically had their fattest weeknight crew on Thursday and not wanting large, plastic boobs and butts I drove the extra to…

5 mos ago4
Desire

Desire

Providence, RI

Tuesday Afternoon is beautiful

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This from the last Tuesday in January. Backdrop: It started snowing Sunday. We had 15" by 9:00 when I did my driveway. I fired the snowblower back up at 4:00 a.m. Monday to clear the…

6 mos ago4
Booby Trap

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

$10 dances and a Patriots victory...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

In Florida when the Pats were playing Houston and with my brother traveling I needed a place to watch the AFC Divisional game. Went to Cheetah's. Crowded; minimal dancers; none of interests; 2 beers and…

6 mos ago3
Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Wednesday is Thanksgiving.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

It's been a while since I reviewed this club and with a house full of relatives the Wednesday before Thanksgiving I decided a night out drinking was in order. I started at Desires. No one…

8 mos ago9
Desire

Desire

Providence, RI

All it takes is one.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

As we all know Desires has long been my favorite local club. As with other clubs, sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down. Lately it has been down, and a lot of dancers either never…

9 mos ago4
Mario's Showplace

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Bu Bye Marios

★★★★★★2.0/10

After a horrible experience at Desires, I decided to go off the board and go here, like an idiot. I have been going here on and off since the Fuzzy Grape days, starting in the…

9 mos ago11
Cheetah Pompano Beach

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Evenings here are the best

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

After another dismal afternoon visit on Wednesday, I returned Thursday evening to watch football and partake of $10.00 lap dances. $10.00 cover, perfunctory pat down and I walk into the club. Layout_ large bar when you…

10 mos ago3
Booby Trap

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

$10.00 goes this far --------------------------------------------------------->

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Over the years I have learned 3 things about pompano clubs: 1) I don't like Diamind Dolls; 2) Booby trap sucks at night and is the best during the day; and Cheetah sucks during the…

10 mos ago6
Desire

Desire

Providence, RI

Sunday Fun Day

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Sundays can be hit or miss here, but with the Patriots playing Sunday night, I decided to take my $200 in golf winnings to the club, arriving at 3:00 p.m. Daytime - no cover, which…

10 mos ago1
Boardroom Cabaret

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Thank you recession

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

After 2 mediocre experiences at Mynx and cutting Mario's from the circuit I popped in here on a Friday looking only for lap dances at 6:45. I was able to sample daytime and nighttime crews.…

11 mos ago2
Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Independence Day

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It was only 85 on the 4th, but in the heat of the day I decided to forgo the golf cart and walk and carry. First 10 holes seemed like a good idea, but I…

1 yr ago4
Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Unexpected Fun Time

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

After dropping people at Logan airport at 4:30 a.m., I was dreading picking them back up at 6:38 pm. Lucky me. Mechanical failure, scheduling issues, so now I am getting them at 11:15 p.m. ....in…

1 yr ago1
Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Summary of Three visits

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

As my strip club career slowly winds down, I find more reasons to just get high at home and watch sports, as opposed to a couple of pops at the club with naked women. I…

1 yr ago7
Boardroom Cabaret

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Vacancy

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Looking for good lap dances with dancers with whom I am at least somewhat unfamiliar, I headed out for the rain-soaked drive here. Walked in, handed the lovely lady at the desk $20.00, took my…

1 yr ago7
Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Variety is the Spice of Life

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

When you have a home office, sometimes home is not a refuge. Rare Saturday night strip club visit, because Saturday night crowds are just not the PL crowd. Started towards The Boardroom and 1/3 of…

1 yr ago1
Hour Place

Hour Place

Jay, ME

Fun in the middle of nowhere

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

With another terrible snow year in New England, I decided on a Friday at Sunday River, as the 50 mph winds would finally die down. When conditions in New England are awful, Sunday River is…

1 yr ago
Rhode Island Dolls

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, RI

Pleasant Surprise

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Started off with a 95-minute ride through the pouring rain arriving at a darkened Boardroom cabaret with zero parking spots filled. Apparently, they left a handwritten note on the door that they were closed because…

1 yr ago5
Booby Trap

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Just fucking awesome.....

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

The Friday after my Thursday night Cheetah's visit, brought me to my daytime club. At night this is more of a making it rain, dance club vibe, which has the same impact on me as…

1 yr ago4
Cheetah Pompano Beach

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Thursday Night Football

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Arrived around 8. $10.00 cover and a tip because as usual the cashier was the hottest woman in this club. Full pat down, but not at the disgusting grope level TSA has done the last…

1 yr ago6
Boardroom Cabaret

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Midweek is rocking...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This review is a compilation of a Wednesday and Thursday evening visits last week. Wednesday was planned and Thursday happened because I wanted to see if Wednesday was an exception. Clean, nice, compact club. Walk…

1 yr ago2
Palomino

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Vegas Value, Wow!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Las Vegas is one of my least favorite strip club venues due to cost and the tourist vibe. With Providence down the road and family/friends bringing me to South Florida 3-5 times a year, there…

1 yr ago4
Boardroom Cabaret

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Saturday Night Special

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the…

2 yrs ago2
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