Reviews by skibum609

Started off with a 95-minute ride through the pouring rain arriving at a darkened Boardroom cabaret with zero parking spots filled. Apparently, they left a handwritten note on the door that they were closed...

The Friday after my Thursday night Cheetah's visit, brought me to my daytime club. At night this is more of a making it rain, dance club vibe, which has the same impact on me...

Arrived around 8. $10.00 cover and a tip because as usual the cashier was the hottest woman in this club. Full pat down, but not at the disgusting grope level TSA has done the...

This review is a compilation of a Wednesday and Thursday evening visits last week. Wednesday was planned and Thursday happened because I wanted to see if Wednesday was an exception. Clean, nice, compact club....

Las Vegas is one of my least favorite strip club venues due to cost and the tourist vibe. With Providence down the road and family/friends bringing me to South Florida 3-5 times a year,...

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to...

After sampling the clubs in South Florida (minimal conversation, full contact, f.s.) I returned to my home club of Desires, which is similar to South Florida in results only and in no other ways....

This visit is listed as a Friday afternoon visit, but is a compilation of Friday, Sunday and Monday dayshifts and Sunday night. Friday, I arrived around 3:00 after a warm-up few at Cheetahs. Parked in...

While this review is listed as a Thursday night review it is a compilation of review from Thursday and Sunday nights and Friday, Monday days. $2.00 to self-park, a Florida oddity, as nowhere else...

Rhode Island Dolls never had the best day shift and since reopening after the pandemic they are down to one "day shift" opening at 3:00 p.m. on Fridays, but 6:00 p.m. Thu, sat, Fri...

After 6 hours of shoveling dirt into a wheelbarrow, moving it 75 yards, shoveling it back out and repeating I decided to bag poker and not only make the rarest of the rare Saturday...

Anyone who has read my reviews of this place will know how much it hurts me to write this review. Thursdays should be the best night of the week here. It's almost the weekend,...

After a terrible snow year in New England I was worried I would not be able to make my annual pilgrimage to the wilds of northern Maine. I was at my desk at 5:30...

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club...

After retiring from strip clubbing awhile back, I felt the urge to avoid ladies' night at my house and to watch the Celtics T-Wolves game in a bar. I avoided the Rhode Island...

This review is a compilation of Thursday night, Friday afternoon, Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon visits. This club is right around the corner from Cheetah Pompano, making this small area, add in Diamond Dolls,...

Having had a blast here in April I couldn't wait to return, as this was my favorite south Florida club. In fact, this review is a combination of trips last Wed. and Th....

Brief description of the club: One of the weirder locations of any club in the country as it sits right in the middle of a residential neighborhood of triple deckers. Plenty of off-street...

In my last review of this club I noticed they were cutting the songs so short, that I actually felt compelled to time them. They were noticeably longer on this visit, which I somewhat...

Having the rare 100% free Thursday night (No work or tee time Friday, wife away on vacation) I decided to spend some serious cash here and get a lot of plain old dances, with...

With Providence traffic at a standstill outside Desires I decided to head home early, via compass. By the time I hit Woonsocket I was ready for a cold one and this visit Covers...

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town...

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond...

This club is my home away from home and this review covers 3 visits: Last Wednesday after 11:00; early afternoon Thursday and Thursday evening after 10:00. My sole purpose was to enjoy $10.00...