Reviews by skibum609

As we all know Desires has long been my favorite local club. As with other clubs, sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down. Lately it has been down, and a lot of dancers either never…

After a horrible experience at Desires, I decided to go off the board and go here, like an idiot. I have been going here on and off since the Fuzzy Grape days, starting in the…

After another dismal afternoon visit on Wednesday, I returned Thursday evening to watch football and partake of $10.00 lap dances. $10.00 cover, perfunctory pat down and I walk into the club. Layout_ large bar when you…

Over the years I have learned 3 things about pompano clubs: 1) I don't like Diamind Dolls; 2) Booby trap sucks at night and is the best during the day; and Cheetah sucks during the…

Sundays can be hit or miss here, but with the Patriots playing Sunday night, I decided to take my $200 in golf winnings to the club, arriving at 3:00 p.m. Daytime - no cover, which…

After 2 mediocre experiences at Mynx and cutting Mario's from the circuit I popped in here on a Friday looking only for lap dances at 6:45. I was able to sample daytime and nighttime crews.…

It was only 85 on the 4th, but in the heat of the day I decided to forgo the golf cart and walk and carry. First 10 holes seemed like a good idea, but I…

After dropping people at Logan airport at 4:30 a.m., I was dreading picking them back up at 6:38 pm. Lucky me. Mechanical failure, scheduling issues, so now I am getting them at 11:15 p.m. ....in…

As my strip club career slowly winds down, I find more reasons to just get high at home and watch sports, as opposed to a couple of pops at the club with naked women. I…

Looking for good lap dances with dancers with whom I am at least somewhat unfamiliar, I headed out for the rain-soaked drive here. Walked in, handed the lovely lady at the desk $20.00, took my…

When you have a home office, sometimes home is not a refuge. Rare Saturday night strip club visit, because Saturday night crowds are just not the PL crowd. Started towards The Boardroom and 1/3 of…

With another terrible snow year in New England, I decided on a Friday at Sunday River, as the 50 mph winds would finally die down. When conditions in New England are awful, Sunday River is…

Started off with a 95-minute ride through the pouring rain arriving at a darkened Boardroom cabaret with zero parking spots filled. Apparently, they left a handwritten note on the door that they were closed because…

The Friday after my Thursday night Cheetah's visit, brought me to my daytime club. At night this is more of a making it rain, dance club vibe, which has the same impact on me as…

Arrived around 8. $10.00 cover and a tip because as usual the cashier was the hottest woman in this club. Full pat down, but not at the disgusting grope level TSA has done the last…

This review is a compilation of a Wednesday and Thursday evening visits last week. Wednesday was planned and Thursday happened because I wanted to see if Wednesday was an exception. Clean, nice, compact club. Walk…

Las Vegas is one of my least favorite strip club venues due to cost and the tourist vibe. With Providence down the road and family/friends bringing me to South Florida 3-5 times a year, there…

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the…

After sampling the clubs in South Florida (minimal conversation, full contact, f.s.) I returned to my home club of Desires, which is similar to South Florida in results only and in no other ways. South…

This visit is listed as a Friday afternoon visit, but is a compilation of Friday, Sunday and Monday dayshifts and Sunday night. Friday, I arrived around 3:00 after a warm-up few at Cheetahs. Parked in the…

While this review is listed as a Thursday night review it is a compilation of review from Thursday and Sunday nights and Friday, Monday days. $2.00 to self-park, a Florida oddity, as nowhere else I…

Rhode Island Dolls never had the best day shift and since reopening after the pandemic they are down to one "day shift" opening at 3:00 p.m. on Fridays, but 6:00 p.m. Thu, sat, Fri and…

After 6 hours of shoveling dirt into a wheelbarrow, moving it 75 yards, shoveling it back out and repeating I decided to bag poker and not only make the rarest of the rare Saturday night…

Anyone who has read my reviews of this place will know how much it hurts me to write this review. Thursdays should be the best night of the week here. It's almost the weekend, a…

After a terrible snow year in New England I was worried I would not be able to make my annual pilgrimage to the wilds of northern Maine. I was at my desk at 5:30 Friday…