Summary of Three visits

As my strip club career slowly winds down, I find more reasons to just get high at home and watch sports, as opposed to a couple of pops at the club with naked women. I literally have no interest in extras, so Providence (Desires) is no longer worthwhile. This limits me to the Foxy Lady, which I have never liked, the Boardroom which this week managed to remove itself from the list and Rhod Island Dolls. Dolls is the electrocardiogram of strip clubs in that it is either great or shitty. Never in the middle. This is a review from 3 visit in a 9-day period, a Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. Each visit actually started 40+ miles away at the Boardroom. Each visit ended abruptly at the Boardroom as follows: Wed. Great dance, then a group of guys pissing away money took all the hot dancers out back and I was gone; Thu: Very few dances. One beer and gone, 2 minute songs; Sat. Same, with 2:00 minute songs and dead as well.

Off to Dolls all 3 nights. The layout. Tiny club in a residential neighborhood of triple deckers. Walk in and the men's room is directly left, then the tiniest stage in stripperland, then the bar with 8 seats. After the bar is the door to the smoking area and then the dangerous stairs to the downstairs lap dance area. The main stage and the seating, which is tables for 2/4 in the center of the room and the 3 corners not occupied by the bar have bottle service seating areas. Beers are $6.00. No idea what mixed drinks cost.

This is a starter club for dancers so contact levels in the dances vary wildly. Dances are in semi-private boots for $30 topless, or small curtained cubicles $140 for 15 minutes topless and $190.00 nude. Never done a nude dancer here, but have seen and felt mucho vagina. This is a non-extras club. I've only been relived by 4 women here in 35 years, so don't waste your time.