Crazy.... yes I have. It was years ago back in Las vegas. I was at OG and a girl sat on my lap and we chatted. Then she said... I can give you one hell of a hand job. I said oh really... Then she did what you said. I just started to laugh. Then she whispered in my ear and said....but my blow job is much better back in VIP. I told her what is that when you blow in my ear. She laughed and said... NOPE and unzipped my pants and but her hand on my junk and said I need this guy to be out. So off to the VIP and she gave me one hell of a lip service. Well worth it. But I found that it was a funny way to introduce and have a conversation. Then she delivered on the goods later.
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That's how that works? Geez, I'm gonna have to tell some dancers they've been doing it all wrong.
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Crazy.... yes I have. It was years ago back in Las vegas. I was at OG and a girl sat on my lap and we chatted. Then she said... I can give you one hell of a hand job. I said oh really... Then she did what you said. I just started to laugh. Then she whispered in my ear and said....but my blow job is much better back in VIP. I told her what is that when you blow in my ear. She laughed and said... NOPE and unzipped my pants and but her hand on my junk and said I need this guy to be out. So off to the VIP and she gave me one hell of a lip service. Well worth it. But I found that it was a funny way to introduce and have a conversation. Then she delivered on the goods later.
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Stripper watching me jerk off: Can I lend you a hand?
Me: Sure!
Stripper applauds.
rim shot
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^^^ good sales pitch
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rock,
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Today's Stripper Shit was a dancer who said we should totally go hiking together, less than 3 minutes after sitting down next to me. Riiiiight.
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One, after she took me for $60!
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