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8 years ago
^^^^ lmfao rotf hahaha if she said that I would die laughing
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8 years ago
Shit
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8 years ago
Welcome back poledancer!
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8 years ago
^^^ sounds like a hustle. Will be i teresting to hear whar poledancer says
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8 years ago
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ndnmanYou got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
I have seen this myself
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8 years ago
Did you try to recruit the greasy burger girls to be strippers?
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8 years ago
You are crazy pussycat
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8 years ago
Theres a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant stand seeing a man crying."
"No, its not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and Im late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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8 years ago
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they arent for me. Theyre for him. Hes my brother. Hes four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he cant do either.
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8 years ago
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall womans apartment. "I cant imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing shed ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
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8 years ago
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know youve been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I dont want to upset you, there were many. Lets just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Lets see." he said "There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..."
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Georgemicrobrain admits he likes eating Dick
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8 years ago
http://chugwaterchilicookoff.com/
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8 years ago
Ever been to the Chugwater Chili cookoff?
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
smash burger
Wahoo's
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
1 In n Out Burgers
2 Captain D
3 Garbanzos
4 Illegal Pete's
5 Spangles
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8 years ago
You got some nice round tits Jim
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8 years ago
^^^ sounds like a great idea
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8 years ago
Juice is full of shit
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8 years ago
Lol
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8 years ago
Wyoming, where the men are men and the sheep are scared...
Floridah took this to a new level
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8 years ago
Do they have gold trim?