This is a bad strip joint,...

This is a bad strip joint, just like the place down the street. Terrible service, terrible atmosphere.

I went on NYE at 6pm to see if anything was up. I walked through the doors to see a skanky stripper (3/10) boasting a set of B cups propped up in a bustier made for D cups; awkward and silly looking. A fat ass, not like a nice kind of fat ass, just a frumpy fat ass.

I sat at the bar and was promptly served a beer by a very hot bartender with a huge fake rack. Then she opened her mouth and I realized she was dumber than a box of rocks - not that it matters that much.