Reviews by Yoda

This was my first visit to Centerfolds 2000 in a number of years. A fav of mine from another club is dancing here now so I stopped in to check things out. Though…

My first visit to this club in at least four years. Don't know how long it's been there but there is now a wall separating the private dance area from the rest of the club…

Nothing much has changed at KA since my last visit. No cover on a Saturday night, $7 beer and lots of very chubby dancers working. Bar staff is friendly enough and the girls…

Stopped in late afternoon with the intention of hanging around through the shift change. This club showed a lot of promise when it opened and, over the years, has been great or a waste…

Visited on a Thursday night for the first time since last fall. Plenty of very lovely women working though it's tough to keep tabs on them when they keep disappearing upstairs to Club Lust,…

First time at CF in a few months. Not super busy when I arrived at around 8pm but not slow either. Found a few favorites that have been at the club or around…

I've been visiting Kings Inn once or twice a month since last June and find it to be a fun place to kill an afternoon as long as my ATF dancer is working. The…

Stopped in on Friday morning, the first day of Mario's annual holiday party. I came early as I had arranged to meet my fav for breakfast. The buffet was out and ready at…

I pretty much wrote this place off as a regular after the day-time Brazilian exodus last spring. A couple of daytime visits in June were short-lived and very disappointing. I decided to give the…

My first visit to KA in about two years. I checked it out twice this weekend based on some positive comments on another site. Still a very disappointing place since the Brazilian exodus about…

This place always seems to hover between boring and just plain bad for me. Last night's visit was my first in several months. One fav has moved on and another was off for…

Why do I keep writing bad reviews ab out this place? They make it so damn easy! Stopped in last night for what has become a very rare Saturday night visit. First of all,…

I have never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before. I was working in the area for a week and got the itch so, based on a few recommendations, I decided to…

Made a recent Tuesday afternoon visit to CF to check out the talent on discount dance day. Tuesdays the club runs a 2 for $25 dance special all day and night. I stopped…

This was my first visit ever to Kings Inn. A dancer friend of mine is trying the club out and I went down to provide moral support. What I found was a friendly, perhaps…

If the reports are true you may as well stick a fork in this place 'cause it's DONE! Went in today to find no dancers anywhere in sight. A manager told me that someone…

Visited on a recent early afternoon while working in the area. I've learned over the years that Caddy is not a club that is usually worth visiting early in the day. For whatever…

Stopped in on a Monday night knowing that my fav was working. I rarely go to this club unless I know a fav will be there. The talent pool is better than it used…

Stopped in for a rare Monday afternoon visit. Fairly quite but a few hotties working. Took a seat at the bar and proceeded to turn down dance offers from several girls who would not…

Visited last Monday and was delighted to find the private dance area had been re-opened after being gutted and closed for a few weeks for remodeling. Plenty of privacy in the new room and…

Visited a couple of days before Christmas. The talent has really improved in here in recent visits. In the past I would leave quickly if my two favorite ladies, the lovely Lena and…

This club continues to improve and seems to be attracting some of the city's more attractive dancers. I stopped by last Saturday in the early evening to find a busy club with many great looking…

Paid my first visit to the club since the price increase a few weeks ago. No one is happy about paying more-honestly, the dancers are not happy about having to charge more but it is…

I don't get to Electric Blue very often but it never seems to disappoint. A recent Wednesday afternoon visit was no exception. Lots of girls working in all shapes, sizes and nationalities.…

I don't always drive to Providence with the intention of going to Club Fantasies but I always seem to end up here. It's not always the busiest club in town but it is absolutely…