Reviews by Yoda

OK, the $8 parking fee is ridiculous-it's higher than the cover charge! Hadn't been to the Gras in years and I was staying nearby for work so I decided to check it out. I have…

As I've said in the past it's always a great afternoon for me at Mario's. of course that has everything to do with my ATF being there but the atmosphere, the waitresses and staff all…

As usual day time is hit or miss at the Caddy. I have a few favs here but it must have been a Brazilian Holiday during my last visit as none were present. A few…

Nothing much changes here at Centerfolds. It is what it is, a local bar with mainly local clientèle and some very pretty and unpretentious ladies. My ATF here has gone back home to Brazil so…

Desire's atmosphere has always been it's main appeal for me. I have always thought the club needed more girls and, when I couldn't find a fav, I would stay away for months at a time.…

The Foxy is what it is: One of the best clubs in Mass. It's not Providence, it's not Tampa and it's not Vegas. There is some fairly liberal one way contact here in the private…

Cheaters has always been an acquired taste. Day time can be great in here but a recent nigh time visit left me shaking my head. It seems that the Providence street walker scene has pretty…

Something for everybody here. Beautiful ladies in all shapes and sizes. I prefer the day shift ladies for their more laid back approach. No rush, just a relaxing time. I have not tried the…

Honestly I gave up on this place seven or eight years ago when I discovered Providence. Back then it was a lame club with a lot of crack-ho looking, too skinny dancers. Driving back from…

Checked out Beamers while working in the area as a lady friend of mine who danced there for a while recommended it. Nice clean club with plenty of beautiful women and a variety of shapes,…

Visited recently on a quiet Monday afternoon, Haven't been in since the PD area was upgraded last year some time and I was pleasantly surprised. Found a cutie that was to my liking and spent…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon recently and caught up with a couple of favorite ladies. The girls get a ten every time at Alex's but the club itself is really starting to show it's age…

It's only getting a six because the staff was very friendly and the barmaid was a drop-dead knockout! Went in here on a Saturday night at around 11pm-prime time for any decent club. Appeared to…

I like Cheaters during the day but nights have gotten progressively worse over the last couple of years. When I was sitting at the bar last night observing the crowd I kept hearing Randy Newman's…

I've never been to K2U but found myself working in the area and decided to check it out. A little tricky to find if you don't know the area so check google maps before heading…

I've been spending more time in the Providence clubs lately than I have for a couple of years. Business in general is not as good as it once was and the number and quality of…

Cheaters is consistently the most crowded club in Providence. A slow day here is when it takes more than five minutes for a dancer to grab your crotch while you are sitting at the bar.…

Leave it to idiot strip club owners to screw up a free lunch. The Caddy has one of the better setups in Providence but ownership just can't seem to get it together here. A recent…

Currently the best club in Mass for my money. Many beautiful women though I find early week nights to be a bit of a crap shoot. It's annoying to pay a ten dollar cover and…

I hadn't been to Centerfolds in a while. Stopped in last week while working in the Worcester area. Centerfolds is a friendly local bar with a variety of ladies from all parts of the…

The club recently opened a new private dance area with a little more privacy than the previous curtained-off area. There is a camera in there so don't count on any contact. The girls in here…

Alex's seems to be stop number two on the Brazilian stripper railroad. Trust me this is a good thing. These ladies start in Chelsea and as soon as they learn enough English to ask for…

This is a well run club and the dancers, without exception, say that they are treated well here. Unfortunately, that's not enough to keep customers coming back. The day shift in particular is lacking…

I've been a regular but sporadic visitor to the Fifth Alarm for years when working in the Springfield area. Recently the club seems to be on an upswing. Very pretty and friendly dancers in a…

Recent visits to CF have been very good. There are not as many girls working as in the past but the variety is still there and I've had no trouble renewing old acquaintances as well…