Reviews by Yoda

My first visit to the Foxy in at least a couple of years and, after what I saw, it will be a while before I bother to return. This club epitomizes the words "Boring…

Made my first visit to Mario's this year on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Not a very busy day but I had a great time nonetheless. The kitchen is not open for menu items…

Stopped in today and was very happy to find both of my long-time favs working the afternoon shift. Waitress was pretty much invisible and I sat for almost ten minutes waiting for her. One…

Stopped in an a Tuesday afternoon. This was my first visit to the club since it changed hands and was remodeled last year. It was early afternoon so the club was a bit…

A couple of recent Sunday afternoon visits have been disappointing. I have a couple of favorite ladies at Alex's and I know they don't work Sundays but lately that has been my only day off…

A fav from another club recently made the move to CD so I stopped in for an afternoon visit last week to say hello. The club was quite but there where at least a…

Stopped in a few weeks ago after several months away. Quite a change in the talent pool and not really for the better as far as I'm concerned. This club can be a great…

It's only been a few months since I last reviewed Desire but since I spend so much time ripping the joint I felt compelled to write about a very positive recent visit. I stopped in…

This club continues to defy logic. On a recent Saturday night visit the place was packed at about 9pm. Lots of customers and about 25 dancers. I sat at the bar, ordered…

Visited late on a Friday night. There where about a dozen girls working but no real standouts. The Asian waitress was absolutely stunning and easily the best looking woman in the room... Dancers do two or…

In my last review of CF i complained about the 30 minute stage sets on a slow Sunday night. I visited on a slow Halloween night and I am happy to report that they…

I am generally a daytime customer at Mario's but my fav was working a double so I stopped by to have some fun on a relatively slow night. About 20 girls working and most…

The Cabaret hasn't changed much since my last visit a year or so ago. The intense lack of even incidental contact in the clubs in and north of Boston don't make for a very…

Honestly this place is an enigma. I have never been to any other club in Providence where the dancers absolutely positively refuse to approach customers for dances. Why is this? Are there beat-downs in…

Nice selection of ladies early on a Wednesday afternoon. Mostly South American but that's just fine with me. Some young, some old, some tall, some short. All of them were polite, pretty and willing to…

This was my first night-time visit to Alex's in over two years. This club is an out of control zoo when it's busy so I avoid weekend nights. Sunday night after football season so it…

I haven't been to the Foxy in a while and now I remember why. There are a fair amount of attractive women working but non of them seem to be in a big hurry…

This was my first visit to CF in quite a while. I've always liked the Sunday evening vibe at CF and that hasn't changed. It was nice to catch up with an old friend…

Two recent visits have been disappointing. Some attractive dancers but not enough to hold my interest for long. I see this place slowly slipping back into the ghetto club that it was eight or…

I stopped in the day before Christmas in the morning for some titties and toast. Great deal for the customer as the food was very good and free. More than the average number…

I don't visit as frequently as I once did but KA is only 20 minutes from my house so I do stop in once in a while. The talent pool has slowly drifted away…

Visited for the first time in over a year this afternoon. I was really quite surprised to see the club as dead as it was on a Saturday afternoon. There were about ten…

Visiting Cheaters for me is usually a tactical mission. I go, I find my favorite, get some dances and get out before I touch anything (including many of the dancers) that might give me an…

If you don't like a lot of pressure to buy dances Club Desire is the place you want to go. I spent two hours in the club last night and was only approached by…

Haven't been to the Caddy at night in quite a while. On a recent Saturday night visit the talent pool was definitely disappointing compared to past experiences. Fairly large number of ladies working but…