Posts by jablake

Fortunately, I don't get this often. This older (negative) dancer with years of stripping experience (negative) came up and started giving me a very nice massage (a plus) and waits until I'm feeling good (a plus) and then she…

The immediate answer was yes. I like a good deal. Then I thought what if the free lunch requires me to drive more than 5 miles. What if the free meal is good only at a Haitian restaurant.…

I stopped in over at The Trap and asked for a Bud Light. The bartender says NO you're an alcoholic and the only thing I'm serving you is water. I laughed and asked since when did I become…

"Richard Feynman, a Nobel prize-winning physicist who helped develop the atomic bomb and figure out the source of the shuttle Challenger explosion, visited strip clubs nearly daily near his home in California. He mainly worked on lectures and equations there. But…